[Betti911]

A friend of mine asked her boyfriend last week 'Are eggs vegetables?'

[Sidders]

Most women don't know that batteries contain electricity. Don't believe me? Ask one for yourself. Maybe sexist, but true.

[Wyatt]

A female friend went to McDonalds and asks for a Hamburger with cheese. She didnt realise that was the same as a "Cheeseburger"

[Quincy]

all the silly questions are from women

"why doesnt the henry play for england then if hes meant to be good"

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Most women don't know that batteries contain electricity. Don't believe me? Ask one for yourself. Maybe sexist, but true.

batteries dont contain electricity.

[Jono]

My science teacher couldn't spell electricity. I had to tell him there was no 's'.

[Sidders]

You know what I mean Gaspode, women don't realise that batteries power stuff by giving out electricity.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

sidla the women you know seriously worry me.

[Eddie]

yeah, how could they not know that. Surely it's very obvious it's electricity they give out to power things or maybe they think it's just magic?

[Betti911]

Think its an exageration to say that women in general don't know this Sidla. Maybe one or two airheads but we're not all daft.

[MK Chris]

Can't remember if I mentioned this before but: "Sex before marriage, isn't that incest?"

[Uglybob]

my favourite is donna airs question to the corrs. "How did you meet"

[Lucie]

all the silly questions are from women

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Oh this board's all hilarity.

[DemonHorse]

to quote Mr Garrison "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"

[Quincy]

you best not be a munter lucie

[Lucie]

you best not be a munter lucie

Why's that?

[Quincy]

ive always suspected you were hot

[Lucie]

haha. well I hate to disappoint, but I'm depressingly average looking.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ive always suspected you were hot

you know i would have said that too... but i suspect she is young also.

that said i was wrong about betti.

[Minnie the Minx]

My friend once asked: "how do you cook a lettuce?"

[Adam]

This reminds me off: http://www.b3ta.com/questions

[Mcqueen_]

How?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

it has the word "questions" in it.

[Lucie]

Ok so these aren't questions, but are just a small selection of stupid quotes to demonstrate to Quincy that males frequently say stupid things too:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." George Bush


"I came to Nantes two years ago and it’s much the same today, except that it’s completely different." Kevin Keegan.


"I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes.” hehe David Hasselhoff on Baywatch.

Well they made me chuckle .


NB// Just for the record, you'll find that very often females ask stupid questions because they believe it to be endearing. Not only that but most men are happy to indulge them and talk about it on internet message boards because it makes them feel like clever little men and indulges the fantasy that the male sex is superior. . I'm not quite sure which is worse really.

[Jono]

I remember something my ex said to me. We were watching a music channel and watching Green Day when she chirped up: "What's with Green Day and green?"