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By Sidders
#179839
Eddie wrote:yeah, how could they not know that. Surely it's very obvious it's electricity they give out to power things or maybe they think it's just magic?

How do I know how they could not know. I don't know how women's brains work. Seriously though, ask a woman how a battery works and I bet they don't know.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179843
i dont know how a battery works.
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By Sidders
#179845
But you would mention electricity would you not?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179851
i would say "i dont know how a batter works"
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By Quincy
#179854
then they would take the p*ss out of you for saying batter
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By Sidders
#179859
Ok, what if someone said, "how does a battery power things?"
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179863
i would say.. because it does.

Quincy wrote:then they would take the p*ss out of you for saying batter


i dont understand batter or batteries.
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By Wyatt
#179870
How a battery works c/o ("Howstuffworks")

If you look at any battery, you'll notice that it has two terminals. One terminal is marked (+), or positive, while the other is marked (-), or negative. In an AA, C or D cell (normal flashlight batteries), the ends of the battery are the terminals. In a large car battery, there are two heavy lead posts that act as the terminals.

Electrons collect on the negative terminal of the battery. If you connect a wire between the negative and positive terminals, the electrons will flow from the negative to the positive terminal as fast as they can (and wear out the battery very quickly -- this also tends to be dangerous, especially with large batteries, so it is not something you want to be doing). Normally, you connect some type of load to the battery using the wire. The load might be something like a light bulb, a motor or an electronic circuit like a radio.

Inside the battery itself, a chemical reaction produces the electrons. The speed of electron production by this chemical reaction (the battery's internal resistance) controls how many electrons can flow between the terminals. Electrons flow from the battery into a wire, and must travel from the negative to the positive terminal for the chemical reaction to take place. That is why a battery can sit on a shelf for a year and still have plenty of power -- unless electrons are flowing from the negative to the positive terminal, the chemical reaction does not take place. Once you connect a wire, the reaction starts.
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By DemonHorse
#179876
I knew it was something to do with chemicals and potential energy, as in the end that is whats stored in a battery, a bit like in a compressed spring or a tightened elastic band thats just waiting to snap back to how it was... same principle but in different form.
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By Sidders
#179879
DemonHorse - the new Jonny Ball.
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By DemonHorse
#179880
except I don't reveal all... well not to everyone.
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By Sidders
#179882
And lets thank the Lord for that.
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By DemonHorse
#179885
Yes... only a lucky few get to see all :P
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By Sidders
#179892
Unlucky more like.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179903
can i just point out i also dont care how a battery works.

but i do need to buy some reserve ones for my calculator.
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By Mafro
#179906
Sidla wrote:And lets thank the Lord for that.


Whats Adam got to do with this? Boom boom.
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By Sidders
#179908
adam doesn't deserve a capital L.