[fish heads]

foxes are just large rats. smelly horrible snidey creatures.

Maybe you should change your name to Gaspode_The_Wonder_Fox then

[huckerby6]

When I was driving to cricket the local paper for Kettering (where I was playing) was running the main story of "dog dies in rifle attack" on all its sandwich board things

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

foxes are just large rats. smelly horrible snidey creatures.

Maybe you should change your name to Gaspode_The_Wonder_Fox then

i contest the smelly... i had a shower only the other week.

[Sidders]

Pidgeons are flying rats.

[Quincy]

vermin

[Uglybob]

is it me or is her nose airbrushed really badly

[fish heads]

Her whole face is - looks like a painting.

An article I read says her album is bombing badly. However the funny part is that the article said that was despite her making a public appearance at her local Asda.

Gutted, as Coldplay have been to 3 Asdas and a Tesco this week

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

come and get your black bin bags...

[Uglybob]

for her face

i just been trawling through a cd of tv themes and saw a name that remembers the early 90's well on citv

woof - remember that with the fella that turned into a dog

[DemonHorse]

for her face

i just been trawling through a cd of tv themes and saw a name that remembers the early 90's well on citv

woof - remember that with the fella that turned into a dog

Yeah I remember that, coz for the 1st series, part of the opening sequence was filmed in the Greater Nottingham Co-Op Department store....

FACT!

even tho thats shut down now, the building is still there, just all boarded up.

Not sure, but I think most of the show was filmed in Nottingham.

[Sidders]

The guy who played Woof (or the boy that turned into Woof) was called Eric Fido, he lived in a village down the road from me. Doubt that will interest anyone, but just a small claim to fame.

Is it just me, or does Geri look quite attractive in that picture?

[DemonHorse]

For once it ain't just you... but then I always liked Geri most outta all the spice girls, and think she don't look bad for her age now.

[Sidders]

I did like her the most when she was in the spice girls, but when she left she turned into a minger.

[DemonHorse]

you mean when she went painful-looking anorexic and bleach-blonde?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

her face looks bloody huge in it.

[MC]

Geri has never been attractive.

[Uglybob]

nice knockers thats about it

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dunno she has something about her geri.

[Quincy]

yeah i agree. not stunnig but still

[Sidders]

You so would.

She annoyed me on Pop Stars when she sounded like she knew what she was talking about, it's not like she can even sing brilliantly herself. She was just patronising.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

shes been there and done it though which is more than most of them judges have.

[Quincy]

is woof still on?

[DemonHorse]

don't think so, but i'm not up on current kid's tv, having a full time job and all...

[Quincy]

yeah its a tough life...

[Uglybob]

watched a few things tonight on the telly.

8 out of 10 cats - sponsored by nintendo ds. that was the funniest thing about it - the tagline had the words "promoting ORIGINAL comedy" or words to that effect. its just the final round of have i got news for you mixed with family fortunes

switched over to see lesley the slapper voted out, i know its easy to say that shes a chav or vicky pollard but i thought she resembles the caroline aherne character in the fast show who was a teenage tearaway.

talking of good sketch shows, heres one thats not, monkey something or other, cant remember the name of it, thats how crap it was. bob mortimer and vic reeves wrote it, star in it and have the cream of comedy... and alistair mcgowan and ronni ancona (who actually finds them funny, millions of viewers on bbc1, i dont get it) and they manage to frig it up. griff rhys jones, john thomson, tim healy wasted. the sketch in the radio sound booth wasnt funny to begin with, but they dragged out more scenes on it. comedy with no punchlines - its supposed to be quickfire gags, i saw none, i didnt laugh once. usually when people say this, they exaggerate, they probably did. i, however, am telling the truth. a skit with vic reeves as a preacher who scratches his arse - not funny. jonny hoare could write better material.