[Jonny Hoare]

The other day i had a drink around my Grandad's. We were drinking lager then, i nip to the bog and i find grandad drinking the mighty smirny ice. He drinks it regularly- could he be the oldest drinker of smirnoff ice......

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its crap it makes me ill. not as bad as that wkd (?) iron bru though....  >:(

[Jonny Hoare]

as a student i drink anything that's cheap- so at the current moment i is drinking merrydown cider.....shiver shiver<br><br>hence irn bru made in scotland frum girders<br>(speak to stickyspanner he has it on draught)

[Sanjay]

As part of the university's 'radio dj's', we gain four free pints a month at "Bocca Bar" and free entry to clubs in the Union as 'the dj's' and when we are performing we get paid zilch...I offered to play for free and i think they have stuck to that train of thought... >:(

[Jonny Hoare]

Rule 56473: Never offer any service for free unless there is something for you.

[Sanjay]

Rule 56474: I wanted to offer my 'services' for free, and am doing it for the joy and pleasure of it as well as experience (being a very ideal place for it) - i know it sounds cheesy but it's true.  I don't mind playing for free, i'm only 16 so although i spend too much money on records, i am happy with people's praise and/or constructive criticisms of my work at the moment.

[Everlast]

Sanjay wont sell out J-Ho Styyyyyyyyle

[King_Stevotrash]

Rule 1235:<br>If the 'fat contoller' Jonny Hoare offers ideas for new features, ignore them.

[Jonny Hoare]

Rule No 4536: If the Trash offers you sweets, you must run away and tell your mum.

[King_Stevotrash]

rule 1111:<br>If jonny's girlfriend offers you sweets...you are permited to fall on your arse in disbelief.

[King_Stevotrash]

.....cause shes a fat biffa

[Nablo.]

Well I think we worked that out from the first post!

[King_Stevotrash]

Intended overuse of implication to underline the fact and educate newer users of the board.

[Nablo.]

Riteo got you!

[Jonny Hoare]

Rule 76854: No one ever should use the word Righty-o under the age of 40

[Nablo.]

21st Rule of Acquisition: Never place friendship before profit.

[jonlopez]

'Turbo shandy' is pretty nice- smirnoff ice and lager doesn't sound nice i know ::)

[Jonny Hoare]

that's known as a GTi down our way.....<br>for the girls snakie b's is the weapon of choice<br>(lager, cider and blackcurrant cordial for those not old enough to know)

[jonlopez]

For some reason Snake Bite was banned- i don't think they're sposed to serve it in the pub anyway ???<br>  O well, Aftershock rules anyway!  :P Especially when u do it the proper way- Swish it round your mouth like mouth wash for about 15 secounds. Then swallow, it kinda shuts off your lungs, so then u breath in deeply through your teeth.(learnt that in ibiza). Gotta be done!

[Jonny Hoare]

When drinking aftershock- i vomit guaranteed....<br>Too Much information

[Everlast]

[quote author=jonlopez link=board=1;num=1011276543;start=0#18 date=01/21/02 at 16:40:47] For some reason Snake Bite was banned- i don't think they're sposed to serve it in the pub anyway ???<br>  O well, Aftershock rules anyway!  :P Especially when u do it the proper way- Swish it round your mouth like mouth wash for about 15 secounds. Then swallow, it kinda shuts off your lungs, so then u breath in deeply through your teeth.(learnt that in ibiza). Gotta be done! [/quote]<br>Lopez did you ever drink aftershock with me?

[jonlopez]

erm, don't think so m8. They don't sell it at the bar where we play footy, so probs not.<br>      Red, blue or purple?  :P

[Everlast]

The next time i come down we can all go for a drink