chrismoyles.net
- Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:10 am
#18478
Am I the only one slightly bored with some of the bog standard sporting events at the commonwealth games? The various strands of pointless swimming events is get me more worked up than hiding in the shower of the australian womans hockey team.
In the interest of piowing entertainment, I hear by start my campaign to get pole dancing recognised as sport by the athletic's commissioning body. Not only would such an event play host to amazing displays of athleticism and sexuality but also increase viewership of world athletics.
'Well here comes Englands big hope, Kinky Bazzongas the 22 year old busty brunette from Basildon. She's been training hard in the Soho area over the past few months winning plaudits including many asian buisnessman who have noted the quality of her girating style. No question a future world class performer...she's supported today by the staff of the Spearmint Rhino including her longterm boyfriend of 12 months Tony the bouncer whose been realeased from HMP Sandhurst today in order to support his girlfriend. He's been joined by prision warden Dereck Haxby.
Kinky begins to rub of goose fat and steps up to the pole to impress the judges. Good giration techniques being displayed here, using the orthodox spread eagle position to begin which is becoming a popular move with her fellow athletes. Sliding up the pole now, a very smooth technique..oh is she going for the firemans slide, this will be tricky to pull off..but she does it in styleeee. Finishing off with swan lean, great curviture of the back and thats a wonderful world class performance by Kinky Bazzongas.
Just waiting on the judges descion.. oh its good, £20 from New Zealand, £15 from australia, £32.40 from Canada and £50 from England. A wonderful performance which will surely only help her boyfriend's parole appeal. Back to you in the studio John.'
In the interest of piowing entertainment, I hear by start my campaign to get pole dancing recognised as sport by the athletic's commissioning body. Not only would such an event play host to amazing displays of athleticism and sexuality but also increase viewership of world athletics.
'Well here comes Englands big hope, Kinky Bazzongas the 22 year old busty brunette from Basildon. She's been training hard in the Soho area over the past few months winning plaudits including many asian buisnessman who have noted the quality of her girating style. No question a future world class performer...she's supported today by the staff of the Spearmint Rhino including her longterm boyfriend of 12 months Tony the bouncer whose been realeased from HMP Sandhurst today in order to support his girlfriend. He's been joined by prision warden Dereck Haxby.
Kinky begins to rub of goose fat and steps up to the pole to impress the judges. Good giration techniques being displayed here, using the orthodox spread eagle position to begin which is becoming a popular move with her fellow athletes. Sliding up the pole now, a very smooth technique..oh is she going for the firemans slide, this will be tricky to pull off..but she does it in styleeee. Finishing off with swan lean, great curviture of the back and thats a wonderful world class performance by Kinky Bazzongas.
Just waiting on the judges descion.. oh its good, £20 from New Zealand, £15 from australia, £32.40 from Canada and £50 from England. A wonderful performance which will surely only help her boyfriend's parole appeal. Back to you in the studio John.'
. But before that I have here with me the Gold Medal winner for the 200m Strip A Gram freestyle.
