[Lew]

Hello, good to see this place hasnt changed much.

I decided to break out of my dull full-time fast-food employment. I'm going to study for a National Diploma Business starting in September (which i'll be damned if i'm gonna fail). Also, i'm moving into my own house with my mate Tom. It's all looking a lot better from here on.

Ecstasy is a bad drug, i advise against it.

Happier than i've ever been and looking forward to everything involving the future. Whether or not you care about your old pal (pffft) Lewis, i dont care because i've been enjoying telling people that i'm gonna do something with my life.

Good, i hope i wasted a lot of people's time with that.

Peace.

Lewis Hammerton

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i hate these self-indulgent threads.

lets talk more about me.

[kendra k]

no- let's talk about me since i just made a comeback of j-ho proportions!

and i just officially graduated uni today.

[Mafro]

Welcome back Lewis! The chatroom has missed you.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

no- let's talk about me since i just made a comeback of j-ho proportions!

and i just officially graduated uni today.

how does the grading whatsimythingy work over there? and are you prepared to give us your results?

[kendra k]

results? i graduated!!!!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

do you not have some kind of system to separate the thicko graduates from the ones like you?

[kendra k]

not really. i graduated from berkeley with honours in history and german, and also minors in linguistics and medieval studies.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

wahey.. go er smelt some iron (is that what you do to iron?) in german

[Dickie]

Quite similar to:

...i'm still alive


I've started to love life, which is great. I never listen to Chris Moyles anymore. I have a 30gb mp3 player so i can listen to all my grrrrrreat music whenever i want. I rule. I go to a monthly drum n' bass night out and do ecstasy and really have the bestest nights ever. I (almost) have a girlfriend. I still have my crappy job at mcdonalds, but fortunately i have lost any hope that i will ever succeed in life (career-wise). I live on the assumption that at any time i may die, it makes me feel more alive. I like to have dreams, better than any drug. I now have my first set of true friends since moving down to Cornwall and i love them all. I don't watch television anymore.

Looking back, although i feel like i left behind a lot of narrow-minded people here, i wish you all the best of luck in whatever you do as for a time i had a simple common bond with you people, a liking for a Radio 1 DJ named Chris Moyles.

Bye again


Lewis Hammerton

[Betti911]

If he hates the board so much then why come back twice?

[Jono]

He thinks he's Dirty Den

[Betti911]

More like Desperate Dan....

[kendra k]

he doesn't really hate the board. we make him feel better about himself.

[Jonny Hoare]

quick wheres that poodle door stop...

[Jono]

You really don't wanna know...

[Sidders]

At least he finally realised that Ecstacy should not be touched with a barge pole.

I'm back by the way. I demand to know where the 'Where's Sidla gone?' thread is?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you told us you were going. we had parties in the "No Sidla" Forum.

[Sidders]

Ha I bet you think I don't know about that...

Incidentally, nobody ever posts in the 'no Gaspode' forum.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

well why would they? im not there...

[DemonHorse]

and he's never gone from here...

but he's right, it wasn't a mystery, we knew you were going.

[Sidders]

Some people might not have noticed me say.