chrismoyles.net
- Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:30 pm
#185233
Over the coming weeks (when I am bored) I will be giving you, the people of chrismoyles.net, an insight into the messageboard members who make this place what it is (no, not sh*te). Thinking of all the possible members I could begin with it seems only fitting that I select someone big enough to have such an honour and also someone who isn't currently here so can't defend theirselves. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I give you a true collosus of the board, in weight if not stature, Mr Sidla Sidofferson.
Sidla or 'berk' as hes known to his enemies was born in Paris in 1975 and was always destined for meekness. The product of a franco-british experiment into reproduction between gorillas and humans, Sidla was a large hairy baby who developed an obsession with Revels although he always left the Maltesers ones for fear of getting one of those sickly deformed ones that make you heave.
A relatively quiet childhood was interspersed with moves to various homes around the world during which time Sidla became a fan of every sporting team everywhere. This allowed the young Sidla to successfully avoid arguments by being on everyones side at the same time. It is important to note at this point that the name "Sidla" actually came from the scouse scientists around at his birth telling him to "pick a f*cking Side-la".
The lazy journey into adulthood left Sidla as an outcast forced to spend his days on the internet seeking worth to his pointless existence. Still to this day he is yet to find it......
Sidla or 'berk' as hes known to his enemies was born in Paris in 1975 and was always destined for meekness. The product of a franco-british experiment into reproduction between gorillas and humans, Sidla was a large hairy baby who developed an obsession with Revels although he always left the Maltesers ones for fear of getting one of those sickly deformed ones that make you heave.
A relatively quiet childhood was interspersed with moves to various homes around the world during which time Sidla became a fan of every sporting team everywhere. This allowed the young Sidla to successfully avoid arguments by being on everyones side at the same time. It is important to note at this point that the name "Sidla" actually came from the scouse scientists around at his birth telling him to "pick a f*cking Side-la".
The lazy journey into adulthood left Sidla as an outcast forced to spend his days on the internet seeking worth to his pointless existence. Still to this day he is yet to find it......
Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are
