chrismoyles.net
- Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:34 pm
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Kendra Kamille Kohnsteiger was born as a result of the Nazi programme of breeding among far right families. This programme, continued in the US despite the fall of the Nazi regime over 60 years ago, has resulted in other more famous persons such as Regan, Thatcher and Bush.
Kendra however was seen as one of the programmes great failures. As rebel from only 2 minutes old she graduated at only four months old and used her significant intellectual powers for good rather than evil. Kendra now works in a secret lab fighting the evils of the world under the name "Dr Pepper".
Away from work Kendra enjoys nothing more than a nice bit of Steak and listening to the groovy sounds of Kraftwerk and David Essex. Next year she hopes to travel to the UK and realise her dream of marrying John Prescott.
Kendra however was seen as one of the programmes great failures. As rebel from only 2 minutes old she graduated at only four months old and used her significant intellectual powers for good rather than evil. Kendra now works in a secret lab fighting the evils of the world under the name "Dr Pepper".
Away from work Kendra enjoys nothing more than a nice bit of Steak and listening to the groovy sounds of Kraftwerk and David Essex. Next year she hopes to travel to the UK and realise her dream of marrying John Prescott.
Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are
