Chatroom conversation between me and Sidla:
<Sidla> well that can't be right
<Mafro> why?
<Sidla> because i've just measured my foot with a ruler
<Sidla> and get 23cm
<Sidla> so 23+5=28
<Sidla> 28/5=14
<Sidla> *28/2=14
<Sidla> NB. I don't actually have to measure my penis here
<Sidla> that would be isturbing
<Mafro> 14cm, not inches!
<Sidla> yeah i know
<Sidla> but on your table, that would mean my foot size is less than 6
<Sidla> yet i have a size 9 shoe
<Sidla> maybe i'm just measureing my foot wrong
<Mafro> the number in cm on the table is the willy size
<Sidla> i know
<Mafro> not your shoe size
<Sidla> but that would put my foot size below 6 somewhere
<Mafro> youve confused me now
<Sidla> right
<Sidla> my foot is 23 cm long
<Mafro> yup
<Mafro> ...
<Sidla> so (23+5)/2=14 , yes?
<Mafro> yes
<Sidla> which means i should have a 14cm willy
<Sidla> yes?
<Mafro> according to the table
<Sidla> no
<Sidla> according to the formula i have a 14cm willy
<Mafro> ...
<Sidla> according to the table:
<Sidla> 6 - 14.9cm
<Sidla> 7 - 15.2cm
<Sidla> 8 - 15.5cm
<Sidla> 9 - 15.8cm
<Sidla> 10 - 16.2cm
<Sidla> 11 - 16.5cm
<Sidla> 12 - 16.8cm
<Sidla> I have a shoe size which is <6
<Sidla> yes?
<Mafro> yes
<Sidla> but i don't
<Mafro> ...
There's more:
<Sidla> unless it means the sole of your shoe
<Sidla> let me try that
And:
<Sidla> this is looking more promising
<Sidla> 29
<Sidla> +
<Sidla> 5
<Sidla> =
<Sidla> 34
<Sidla> 17
<Sidla> that can't be right either
<Sidla> because that would put me at nearly 13
<Mafro> lol
<Sidla> there's only one thing for it i guess...
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