[gem]

Following a few conversations I've had with people I thought this might make for a good topic.

My dad casually mentioned to me that at 17 he got pissed one sunday and joined a bible class. He has vague memories of singing something about Jesus wants us for a sunbeam and that's it.

Another friend I work with got extremely drunk and joined the army.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

had another drink

[Everlast]

When i'm drunk i always have a chat with some stranger in the mens room.

[Morals]

My brother proposed to his girlfriend. Th elook on his face the next morning when he realised what he'd done was a classic.

[Lawrie]

watching two of my mates do "The milk challenge" in a pub car park was fun

[Charmaine]

I once tried to jump off a cliff when I was very very drunk....

Luckily my friend stopped me

[Tall Pall]

Hit stevo, that was pretty funny. Especialy the black eye he got aswell

[Minnie the Minx]

When a load of us got drunk my friend collapsed but we didnt ring an ambulance. As we were by a canal we all decided that we would try and bring her round by tipping water out of our shoes onto her! It wozn't the cleanest of canals.

Also instead of breaking someones prize vase, I puked into it!

Nice!!!!!!!!

[Morals]

I vaulted a wall not realising there was an 18 foot drop on the other side and nearly broke my back

[kendra k]

i ran into a fence four times... i was also on coke though.

[Jonny Hoare]

when the hoareman went to the isles of scilly he started drinking on the boat at around 8:30am and didn't stop until 1 in't flippin morning
however after drinking a pint in every bar in st mary's (over 7 pubs)at least twice, i was making phone calls on the bi g white telephone, singing vindaloo at the top of my voice. i lost my glasses, jumper and about 3 hours of my life, and all this was broadcast to the whole of cornwall on bbc radio cornwall as i was drinking with the macdaddy paul wills

[Morals]

Amsterdam. Stag do. Twenty five blokes. Need I say more?

[Everlast]

Amsterdam. Stag do. Twenty five blokes. Need I say more?

A stag do in Amsterdam eh, Twenty five blokes eh, Amsterdam is the place where homosexuals go to marry and there was 25 of yer, an impressive Gang bang

[Morals]

Ho ho, I bow down to the comedy genius of Everlast....

[Tall Pall]

I'm not homophobic but its still early in the morning (11.13) so i gota say "ewwww". Everlast you you sick sick puppy you