[gem]

<br><br>Thought of this arfter an interesting incident happened to me today.  I had a grading for my tae kwon do today which is basically an exam to reach the next belt.<br><br>On the friday night my instructor gave us a lecture on how important it was for us to have clean uniforms for the grading since it is disrespectful to appear in a dirty uniform.<br><br>I dunno about you lot but where i live it had been raining all day so at four i left for the grading in horrible weather.  There was an hours lesson before the grading which started at five so everyone was up and about practicing.<br><br>Someone then pointed out to me that i had mud smeared up my left leg and right across my arse. So with half an hour to go they suggested i just waited til it dried.  Well i couldn't wait that long so i nipped off to the changing room and began scrubbing my trousers with water.<br><br>To my utter surprise the mud just spread and now i had bloody great wet patches on my leg and arse as well as afore mentioned mud. I now look like i've both wet and shat myself. So i grab some toilet paper and start trying to scrub it dry which makes it even worse. I was even considering sticking my bum by one of those hand dryers when my mum comes in looking for me saying the instructor was getting worried as no one knew where i was and thought i was having a breakdown in the loo.<br><br>i showed her the mess and after having a right laugh she made me come out and tell the instructor.  Who in turn said he'd tell the examiner that i was so nervous i'd shat myself.<br><br>I eventually went back in to the grading and after being told that it looked like a bird had shat on me hahaha...it wasn't really that bad and no one would notice.<br><br>So i stood up in front of my examiner, my instructor, fourteen blackbelts, forty students and various onlookers and did my thing.<br><br>I have never felt like such a pillock in my life. Please tell me I'm not alone in looking like a complete fool ;D

[Jonny Hoare]

Lmao<br><br>No I'm afraid you are....<br><br>

[Nablo.]

Thats hardly very nice now is it!

[Sam]

Awwww, never mind Gem, embarressment makes us stronger people.

[Jonny Hoare]

no weightlifting makes us stronger people

[King_Stevotrash]

...you should see some of the stuff jonny has lifted...<br><br>WELCOME to trash interactive, your opportunity to vote for your favourite punchline to accompany the statement above. The choices are<br><br>A) His Girlfriend<br>B) Pies<br>C) toupees from the hair replacement centre<br>D) Jpegs from dirty sites<br><br>POST YOUR FAVOURITE PUNCHLINE BELOW

[Nablo.]

I'll go for D then thanks!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

can i pick mystery answer E all of the above?

[Black_Ice]

It is definitely going to be all of the above, who else eats pies, wear's toupees, downloads Jpeg's from dirty sites and has a girlfriend? There is certainly only one J-Ho Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum.

[Jonny Hoare]

bottle of smirnoff ice mate- get it right.<br><br>You still on the run Black ice. After all you must be nearing Nuremburg or the hague - considering the amount of people you kill every year<br>You even killed Nablo's MP once- David Penhaligon

[King_Stevotrash]

E) it is

[Jonny Hoare]

recycling material from plymouth online could be happening very very soon. You forget how good that site was (n't)

[Everlast]

[quote author=MC J-ho link=board=1;num=1011562782;start=0#9 date=01/22/02 at 10:46:58]bottle of smirnoff ice mate- get it right.<br>[/quote]<br>Smirnoff Ice is crappy weak shit, its alright with lager, me and my friends call the power shandy.<br>Where J-Ho sells hand shandys

[Stickyspanner]

Gem - did u pass the grade though???

[gem]

<br>I won't find out til this friday.  I know this topic isn't Moyles related but it felt good to get it out in the open.<br><br>Am over it now and will let you know if I pass. Cheers for the support folks!

[Black_Ice]

Ok J-ho I have just read your post and am totaly offended by it. How on earth can one person be so hurtfull? Don't look at me like that, what are you gay or somthing? <br><br>I presume it was supposed to be funny, well if it was it past me by completely in the state im in now (very little alchole). So I think you should leave it there (Im not starting any thing you know) before you really rile me up.<br><br>Edit: Ok Gem I have just read your story, it made me cry it was that sad (ok i didn't read it all)

[gem]

LOL!<br><br>You didn't read it?!<br><br>After the bloody amount of time I spent typing it?!<br><br>Why I aughta....<br><br><br>S'ok really.  Somebody shut Jonny up.

[Black_Ice]

No I did read it actually, was just trying to bate a response. Pathetic really, but there we go, we do what we do keep sane or go insane (not quite sure what my aim was now).

[gem]

Are you feeling alright?<br><br><br>(concerned frown,stary eyeballs)

[DJ_LeBret]

gem-its a fantastic story, which hopefully has a happy ending. I think you should develpo it into a script, send it to hollywood, and bada boom, bada bing, you've got the royalties to karate kid part 4 on your hands.<br><br>(sorry if ive offended you by mixing up the martial arts there)

[mnky]

E) shirts

[Jonny Hoare]

No offence meant.