- Thu Aug 08, 2002 10:17 pm
#19141
On rumaging through my video collection i found my V.I.P video Very Important Pennis it took me exactly 3 minutes to come to the conclusion that Dennis Pennis was 10 Million times better than AliG. Pennis's one line put downs were superb i.e.
To Mel Gibson: "Before Braveheart i hadn't had sex in ages, but when i saw it i slept with the whole audience"
To Kevin Cosner: "after making Waterworld a film about fish, was it inevitable that you got battered by the critics"
To Chris Eubank: "people say that you're quite a good buisnessman would it be fair to say that your position in your last fight was official reciever"
To Mel Gibson: "Before Braveheart i hadn't had sex in ages, but when i saw it i slept with the whole audience"
To Kevin Cosner: "after making Waterworld a film about fish, was it inevitable that you got battered by the critics"
To Chris Eubank: "people say that you're quite a good buisnessman would it be fair to say that your position in your last fight was official reciever"