[Uglybob]

im getting wisdom teeth out tomorrow so im on a fast. the thing is i like a drink of water. am i allowed water?

[Quincy]

no. dont drink water and see what happens.

[DC]

no. dont drink water and see what happens.

He'll die?

[Uglybob]

now hes confusing me, i mean im fasting until 10:30am tomorrow

[Lucie]

Ooh I thought this thread title said farting then !

UB - I think it's most likely that you are allowed to drink water but you could try ringing the local 24hr NHS number just to make sure.

[MK Chris]

Bob try feasting instead of fasting and see how you get on.

[Iced-T]

feast on water

[Wyatt]

I havent eaten anything since 2pm yesterday. Im not fasting, its just that there is nothing in the fridge, and I didnt fancy the crackerbread in the cupboard. I think a trip to Tesco is needed.

[Uglybob]

im back with 4 teeth out

3 wisdom and one rotten and ive been spitting blood into a bucket for a while

[DC]

im back with 4 teeth out

3 wisdom and one rotten and ive been spitting blood into a bucket for a while

Great my dinners ready

[Adam]

Do like Soup, uglybob ?

[Wyatt]

or you can chew his food for him

[matt_32510]

im back with 4 teeth out

3 wisdom and one rotten and ive been spitting blood into a bucket for a while

Thanks for that information

[Quincy]

i have a massive hole in one of my teeth but i cant be arsed to get anything done. i will do something when it hurts.

[Wyatt]

Thats what I do. Avoid visiting the dentist unless its absolutely necessary.

[matt_32510]

So do I as they just rip you off with the amount they charge.

[Wyatt]

Mine only charged me £20 for a filling, I knew someone at work who was charged £200 for a filling. He refused to pay and they didnt even do a proper job.

[Quincy]

well im lucky im still on nhs dentist but im just scared

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

im on NHS but it still costs a fortune. Luckily i now take care of my teeth.

doesnt stop the opticians charging me £220 though. thats with the excellent news that my eyes are so bad i qualify for free eye tests and £12.40 off woooooo

[MK Chris]

If you sit in front of a VDU all day your company is supposed to pay for your eye tests anyway.

I think I need glasses.

[DC]

£12.40 off woooooo

May as well get a couple of pints with that rather than sweets. Or you'll be back to square 1...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

eh?

what was square 1 and why would i want to leave it anyway.

[MK Chris]

Gaspode was talking about the opticians not the dentist. Dipsh*t.

[fish heads]

Dipsh*t.

That diss is old skool. Well done Topher!

[Quincy]

good. keep it real.