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By Sidders
#194087
Mafro wrote:I think I have to wear ridiculous white overall things and a hair net. No need.

I think you'll find there is a need. Trust me, I have a Food Safety and Hygiene certificate.
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By Adam
#194118
Mafro and his fine selection of meats.
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By Betti911
#194537
I used to work in Marks and Spencer. I hated the staff there cause they were all very snooty but you got tons of free food to take home at night. Whatever they couldn't sell they practically gave away to the staff.
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By Sidders
#194590
It's like that everywhere though. I stopped raiding the kitchen at work though after I got food poisoning. I got a computer from the school.
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By Mafro
#194591
Any progress with that bird at your work?
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By Mafro
#194604
Unacceptable!
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By Quincy
#194615
oh dear shes not a student is she?
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By Quincy
#194658
good. thats good.
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By Mafro
#194737
My induction day today was so boring, lasted 4 hours and mostly consisted of filling out forms, watching videos, perving on the two girls sitting accross from me and getting shown around the place.
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By Quincy
#194753
watch out for morrisons slappers.
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By Mafro
#194757
I certainly will, g'mornin', one of my hot mates will be working on the Deli with me. I got my uniform, it wasn't as bad as I though it would be, apart from the hat, 'ello sailor. I don't start till Friday 30th, 1800-2200 then Saturday 1100-2000, 5.05 an hour, time and a half on Sundays and get paid every 4 weeks. Don't get paid till November 14th or something like that though :cry:
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#194786
if your "hot mate" is working with you wont he take all the attention from you mafro?
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By MK Chris
#194829
Four weekly pay is sh*te. You don't get paid on regular dates, yet your direct debits go out on regular dates.... It f*cks you up big time.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#194831
i got paid on friday and had backdated pay from June for passing my exams.

finally broken the 20k a year mark... oh yes rolling in money. ahem.
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By Mafro
#194933
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:if your "hot mate" is working with you wont he take all the attention from you mafro?


It's a she.
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By Adam
#194955
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:i got paid on friday and had backdated pay from June for passing my exams.

finally broken the 20k a year mark... oh yes rolling in money. ahem.


Which exams are these? CIPFA ?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#194968
tell her i dont have to do the project so ner ner nah ner ner.

ahem.
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By Mafro
#194970
What are they?
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