[DC]

No more so than girls, apparently.

Probably right. But guys admit it, for some strange reason girls find it "icky".

[Mafro]

Probably cause they think that boys smell.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Someone should start off a new topic then... forum member you'd most like to sleep with.

(Gus= theflyinghippo)

i like to sleep with my member. im quite attached to it.

[Mafro]

Where's your avatar gone?

[Betti911]

Someone should start off a new topic then... forum member you'd most like to sleep with.
quote]

i like to sleep with my member. im quite attached to it.

Palm and her 5 sisters will keep you company then I suppose.

[Betti911]

No more so than girls, apparently.

Probably right. But guys admit it, for some strange reason girls find it "icky".

It makes girls sound cheap if you refer to them as sexual objects I guess.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

she had done so far. i saw the future mrs gaspode today actually... she said hello. ohhhhh

[Mafro]

ohhhhh

I'm not going to ask.

[Betti911]

she had done so far. i saw the future mrs gaspode today actually... she said hello. ohhhhh

Did you ask her out?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

haha im not becoming a silda-esqe side story thanks.

[Betti911]

So I'd guess thats a no.

[Lew]

my * is enormous

[Walter Sobchak]

*

Mines bigger

[Betti911]

my * is enormous

Left hand I'd guess being the missing word.

[Sidders]

Nah. Arsehole.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

must make them tricky poos a bit easier though.

[Betti911]

He must leak a bit tho

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

he needs a leakage barrier.

http://www.homecaredelivered.com/catalog/prod1376.php

[Adam]

my * is enormous

Really? How big?

[Quincy]

i did a massive runny shat the other day whilst i was playing football. luckily i just went in a bush. just thought you'd all like to know.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i came home today and went to the downstairs toilet for a wee then had to do a poo at the same time. i hate pooing downstairs.

[Uglybob]

you go for a piddle, just for a piddle, then you walk out and 3 minutes later you have to poo. whys that happen, why couldnt you need to do both at the same time

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

that happens to me when ive been in the shower and you have to dry your arse first or the toliet roll is useless.

[Quincy]

pooing in the downstairs bog is bad.

pooing at shower time is bad. either before or after.

before you do it then have to smell it for the duration of the showering.

or after its bad when the room gets steamy and the toilet seat is wet and the bog roll goes all mushy.

[Sidders]

Your bathroom obviously isn't ventilated enough.