[Lawrie]

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on Saturday at the cinema where i work.....a lad went to clean a screen after a film had finished...he went to a seat where noticed it looked odd...he nearly threw up..he got a supervisor...who also nearly threw up..she cleaned up the offending material.....some guy had jacked off during the latest cate blanchett film..........

a few months ago some customers came out of a screen saying something bad was happening..as they went to sort it out..a man ran past them..as they went to see the problem..where the guy was sitting during the film..they was a huge sh*t and all around the area where he was sat he had thrown it around...the seat i belive is now in a rubbish tip


i have others i will save for later in this thread

now lets hear yours!

[Funky Drummer]

*Massive thanks to the legend that is Funky Drummer for this topic*

ta

Rich~

P.S. I'll try and think of some...but it may take me a while...

[Everlast]

I beat that DrLoz, i went to the cinema yesterday right in front of me was the biggest pile of shit ever, I just beg that they don't make another Austin Powers.

[Morals]

One word. Jizzmopper.

[Everlast]

Jizzmopper: from Clerks?

[Funky Drummer]

no, B&Q

[Morals]

Yes, as in what Randall is talking about in CLerks

[Everlast]

Yay, someone else likes Clerks Kevin Smith: Brilliant

[Morals]

Kevin Smith is a genius, and Clerks is one of the greatest films ever made.

Snoochie boochies

[Funky Drummer]

Ah, I get you know. I wasn't sure what you were on about before. Kevin Smith as in Jay and Silent Bob, right? I've only seen Dogma and Mall Rats, but they're class.

[Everlast]

Yep Jay and Bob the "Jay and Silent Bob Strike back" DVD is released in upcoming weeks it isn't his best film but still a good'un get it for the nostalgia level.

[Morals]

Clerks shits all over Mallrats - Mallrats, although very funny, is just slapstick humour - Clerks is more intelligent. Chasing Amy was pretty good, and Dogma is very very funny.

[Funky Drummer]

hmm...I'll have to get clerks sometime then.

[Everlast]

its quite hard to get now, but HMV might have it

[Funky Drummer]

okay, thanks. I'll give it shot. Failing that I guess there must be somewhere on the internet that'll have it.

[Morals]

It's £16.49 in HMV. I have to buy it again as someone stole my copy.