[The Cornishman]

Anyone fancy a quick game of tw*t poker.I'll go first.
mmm not bad.....

[Morals]

Full house

[Uglybob]

ah a tie

[The Cornishman]

I think you'll find its game over fellas.





YES! Two Jims and a Japseye-Beat That!

[Uglybob]

beat you

[The Cornishman]

I appear to have * up my last post.....heres what I meant to do.

Game over chaps....







Two Campbells and a C*NT! BEAT THAT!!!!

[Uglybob]

two Campbells and a * double bluff

[Lawrie]

Alex fergust@ is judging Miss world when miss algeria comes up and says "Alex i love the way you handle the players..will you sign my left breast?" alex is shocked signs the breast
Miss Mexico comes up and asks Alex "Alex i love the way you handle yourself in match conditions will you sign my right breast?" Alex again shocked signs the right breast....
Miss Argentina comes up and asks alex "Alex i love the way you have transformed united..will you sign this?" she takes all her clothes off.....Alex gets up and replies "no way love..last time i signed an Argentinian Tw*t it cost me £28 million!"

(c) this months jokes in FHM

[Everlast]

Alex Ferguson is not a twat

[Morals]

Oh yes he is.

By the way, game over.....

[Matt]

http://www.chasndave.co.uk/

Ohhhhhh yes

[TJD]