[LE_VEY]

i want your best and most slimy chat up lines......
one of my faves is: your name must be gillette coz your the best a man can get.

[Adam]

Can I buy you a Drink?- Thats all that women want us to say. Le_Vey are you a lady or a man? Have you used all your chat up lines yourself?

[LE_VEY]

im a lady, i just find chat up lines comedy. plus me mate liam needs a real good one

[Adam]

Tell your mate, Liam to not do Chesse. But to just say what i said. I got a girl easy by saying that.

[TJD]

she blind, was she?

[LE_VEY]

he needs a really cheesy one. trust me liam doesnt need any help with pulling the ladies hes gorgeous and really funny

[TJD]

how do you like your eggs; scrambled, fried, or fertilised

[LE_VEY]

meeeooow for tjd!!

[monkey_brain]

These arn't chat up lines but are good anyway.

Your eyes are like petals, bicycle petals!

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night!

[Everlast]

Pink or brown

[Adam]

crude.

[Funky Drummer]

Perfect one for my type (i.e. drummer) after a gig or something...

"Hey. You wanna bang on my drums?"

[TJD]

do you get groupies?

[Minnie the Minx]

Best: Is there room in your purse for the keys to my Porsche?

Worst: Get your coat, you've pulled.

[My_name_is_Nobody]

OK LE_VEY let's wrap this up ...
(Check girl's shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven!

Do you have a map?... 'cause I just got lost in your eyes.

I bet you 10 quid I could get all your clothes off in
20 seconds...

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly
waves from afar] He wants to know if you think I'm cute!

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?!

That shirt looks very becoming on you....of course if I were on you
I'd be coming too.

[Morals]

If I told you had a great body would you hold it against me?

That top would look great on my bedroom floor

Note: I know someone who pulled using "Do you come here often?" How bad is that?

[M+L Fan]

Let me introduce myself: I'm hard, are you wet?

[Funky Drummer]

do you get groupies?

actualy, kinda. there's some people at school before who never even acknowledged my existence before, but now speak to me as if I'm their best mate. wierd.

[M+L Fan]

This one often works...

'Wow, what a great pair of mams you've got. Do you fancy a shag?'

[Funky Drummer]

I've got a pack of "50 greatest pickup line cards" (from gadgetshop). My sister bought it for me for my birthday, dunno if she was dropping a hint!? Some of them are pretty funny actualy, but I wouldn't seriously risk using any. There's only so many slaps one face can take.

[Scottie]

How about this one:

Nice legs... What time do they open?

[bozman]

becon a female with your finger... when she walks over, say: see, if i can make you come with my finger, just think of what ill do with me d**k. you either get slapped or laid, either way its funny to watch

[gem]

I'll stick with the old...

'Allo, 'ows about being my new sh*g?'

[Morals]

"SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!"

[luvchild 2]

i have heard some terible ones like:you know the police are around(and i say why), cause it must be a crime to look that good, and there is:you must be tired you have been running through my mind all day, there are lots lots more. Unfortunatly. xxcatxx