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By kendra k
#200319
hey all. i like to pardoy advice columns in my spare time, but i'm tired of the american ones. do you have any good british ones with online archives i could pillage?

thanks.
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By kendra k
#200332
ask and ye shall recieve!

thanks.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#200334
i need an analysis of some emails i have.
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By kendra k
#200339
what type of analysis? you know, i have my own advice colum...
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#200341
im not getting in to it here. i am serious though. it needs a female perspective ha
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By Sidders
#200342
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:im not getting in to it here. i am serious though. it needs a female perspective ha

I think you should now. It's unfair to tease us like that then not say anything.
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By kendra k
#200346
sidla, you could offer him the female perspective
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By Sidders
#200348
Good point. Fire away my friend.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#200349
i need somebody with experience of a relationship with something other than their hand.
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By Sidders
#200362
This sounds intriguing. Are you turning into me?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#200382
i dont think i can eat enough.
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By Sidders
#200398
I think you already did.
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By Betti911
#200643
[quote="Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog"]i need somebody with experience of a relationship[quote]

Go on show us the e-mail.
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By Uglybob
#200661
i was reading dear deirdre in the sun and it advertised her webpage on it and it said theres thousands of letters printed on there but when i went there, there was none, did i go to the wrong place
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By kendra k
#200677
dear deirdre? she has a webpage?
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By Adam
#200680
AUTHENTIC LETTER SENT TO DEAR DEIRDRE ADVICE COLUMN IN THE SUN
(Apparently)

From Gavin of London.

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Cardiff. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh?
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By kendra k
#200690
oh man! this is gold!!! where is she online?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#200710
if you read The S*n then you deserve a life of misery.
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By Adam
#200789
Can you get, "The Sun" over in the US ?
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By kendra k
#200821
nope. i read it on the interwebnet.

he have just started our own version of hello!, isn't culture great?