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advice?#200319

By kendra k - Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:05 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:05 pm #200319

hey all. i like to pardoy advice columns in my spare time, but i'm tired of the american ones. do you have any good british ones with online archives i could pillage?

thanks.

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#200327

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:15 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:15 pm #200327

Dr Miriam - http://www.mirror.co.uk/sexandhealth/miriam/

i need some advice...

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#200332

By kendra k - Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:25 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:25 pm #200332

ask and ye shall recieve!

thanks.

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#200334

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:27 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:27 pm #200334

i need an analysis of some emails i have.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#200339

By kendra k - Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:31 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:31 pm #200339

what type of analysis? you know, i have my own advice colum...

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#200341

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:33 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:33 pm #200341

im not getting in to it here. i am serious though. it needs a female perspective ha

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#200342

By Sidders - Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:34 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:34 pm #200342

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:im not getting in to it here. i am serious though. it needs a female perspective ha

I think you should now. It's unfair to tease us like that then not say anything.

#200346

By kendra k - Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:37 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:37 pm #200346

sidla, you could offer him the female perspective

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#200348

By Sidders - Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:40 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:40 pm #200348

Good point. Fire away my friend.

#200349

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:42 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:42 pm #200349

i need somebody with experience of a relationship with something other than their hand.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#200362

By Sidders - Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:46 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:46 pm #200362

This sounds intriguing. Are you turning into me?

#200382

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:00 pm

- Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:00 pm #200382

i dont think i can eat enough.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#200398

By Sidders - Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:20 am

- Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:20 am #200398

I think you already did.

#200643

By Betti911 - Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:10 am

- Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:10 am #200643

[quote="Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog"]i need somebody with experience of a relationship[quote]

Go on show us the e-mail.

Sidla wrote:Betti - Better than Viagra.

#200661

By Uglybob - Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:59 pm

- Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:59 pm #200661

i was reading dear deirdre in the sun and it advertised her webpage on it and it said theres thousands of letters printed on there but when i went there, there was none, did i go to the wrong place

dave benson phillips

#200677

By kendra k - Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:00 pm

- Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:00 pm #200677

dear deirdre? she has a webpage?

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#200680

By Adam - Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:03 pm

- Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:03 pm #200680

AUTHENTIC LETTER SENT TO DEAR DEIRDRE ADVICE COLUMN IN THE SUN
(Apparently)

From Gavin of London.

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Cardiff. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh?