[unholychipmunk]

Ok, so i dont want you to think this is a plug, because if it was, we would be doing it somewhere other than here. Were doing it because the chris moyles show is a huge inspiration to our comedy.

We've been working on this for a good while and it's not quite finished but there is a hell of a lot of content for you lovely people to enjoy.

If you can remember as far back as this summer, forget the brain previously destroyed by weed and try and remember the 3 Punk Kids radio show. I got a lot of listeners here over the summer and got a fantastic reaction.
You may also be able to remember [chrismoyles.net] in which we brought you free games, music downloads, html help for website design/myspaces profiles etc, music videos from some fantastic bands and lots more. We also got a great reaction from that and since the summer have got about 24,000 hits on the home page alone. (site is still up if you're interested - [chrismoyles.net]
...
...but that just wasn't enough for us lovely UN-PAID people.

For the last couple of months we have been working hard, getting high and waking up in countries that you haven't even heard of.
Now I am proud to invite the lot of you to see the result of about 6 kids and a hell of a lot of beer.

Lento

Lento Short films is...


* Exactly what you want it to be. Send in your thoughts and comments at anytime because if enough people think something is shit then by gum it is. And if we do nout all about your comments then (as soon as it's up and running) you can use the rant house to send in your utter hatrid for all things lame, even if in your opinion that's us.

* Internet comedy in it's rawest form, we won't hold anything back and we won't do things just for the sake of it. Everything on the site was the result of either a sudden burst of creative output or an obscure coma fueled dream. No joke.

* Most importantly - Ya mum

* and lastly...Worth at least one minute of your time. We took plently of time making this for you all and although our own enjoyment plenty suffices for all our work, we'd like some feedback, some recognition and maybe even some praise.



Now hop to it my little bunnies.

[chrismoyles.net]

[chrismoyles.net]

[chrismoyles.net]


Cheers

Gavin

[Console]

Wow, apart from the first paragraph it's the same as the post here:-

http://community.channel4.com/groupee/f ... 3890025423

Right at the top of the rules and guidelines it says:-

No Advertising or referral links

[MK Chris]

I like the fact that he registered on that forum as "jimmy jim jim jo jo" and the person who replied saying the web site is great is mysteriously named "UnholyChipmunk" - curiously the same as his username on here and one of the web sites he links to.

[unholychipmunk]

meh, if you actually took the time to look at our site, youll find that there is radio shows that have been on the radio, so i think youshould look further into these things before you start having a go at me, also, jimmy jim jo jo is George, my mate who did the site with me.

And one more thing i just noticed, youre quoting me with rules and guideline but have you not realised that youre advertising in your signatures?

[unholychipmunk]

oh, and my mate had this to say - "christ, * nerds. it was another person from lentoshortfilms and we used the same letter on different forums as we liked it. now unless you want to comment on the actual website then * off back to your parents basement."

[MK Chris]

Way to go flattering potential visitors. Your mate sounds almost as much of a c*ck as you do.

And one more thing i just noticed, youre quoting me with rules and guideline but have you not realised that youre advertising in your signatures?

We have not come on here specifically to advertise and these are discreet links. I have only once created a topic about what is currently in my signature and I asked for permission before I did that. I also never bumped it up the top like you (or "your mate") did on the Channel 4 forum when it stopped getting replies.

[Console]

And one more thing i just noticed, youre quoting me with rules and guideline but have you not realised that youre advertising in your signatures?

What exactly am I advertising in my sig? The only link I have there is to all the clips that I have clipped for this site.

Also, don't double post, thank you.

[unholychipmunk]

charming, well think what you want to think, weve put months of work into Lento, and all you can do is sit here and moan about how weve made a plug on a fan site of a bloke, who i dont care what you think, is an inspriation to me and everyone else who worked on Lento.

I double posted because it was a different person posting.

[fish heads]

We aren't questioning your work or dedication to your site.

We're saying you have a bloody cheek to sign up here and plug your website first post, thinking because it has the most tenuous conenction to Chris Moyles you will be an exception to the "No advertising" rule

[unholychipmunk]

We're saying you have a bloody cheek to sign up here and plug your website first post, thinking because it has the most tenuous conenction to Chris Moyles you will be an exception to the "No advertising" rule

You have a point

[Console]

Did you read all the rules by the way, including the avatar size rules?

[lilmissnaughty]

hahahaha as soon as I saw the avatar, I knew you'd say something about that !


(besides - anyone with barney-the-excruciatingly-annoying-oh-so-politically-correct-dinosaur as an avatar needs shooting)

[george_lento]

oh my god. my faith in humanity is deteriarating as i type.
i wrote that letter. i posted it on channel 4.com expecting to get some kind of response. which i didn't. the fact that gav posted underneath it and you oh so bloody cleverly figured it out prooves that you didnt even read it and therefore didnt realise the irony of his post.

(site is still up if you're interested - [chrismoyles.net]

i wrote this. gavs name was unholychipmunk. well * done for relating it back to him you idiots. he posted in an ironic fashion, you saw the smiley, right?

im sure gav didn't read the rules of the forum. just as i didn't. i'm not saying this as a 'rule breaker', but as a normal person. although i'm sure you all read the rulebook and obey all the rules at all times. most forums work in a general way. people post 'things' so do others. that's it.
if you expect every person that comes on here to read the rulebook then you are very much mistaken amigo because that doesn't happen.

look at the site if you are interested, if you're not don't. if you want to report either me or gav then go ahead. i don't give a shit. i just signed up because i wanted to note your utter ignorance and eagerness to start an argument at any given point. i know this because i do exactly the same thing at school in philosophy. having arguments is great, but only if it's over something worth arguing about. so give it a rest.

if you read it all then thanks.

george

[MK Chris]

Haha lighten up my friend. You sound like you've come from the DemonHorse School of Overreacting.

The fact remains that it's a bit rich to sign up and make your first post a plug of your web site.

[unholychipmunk]

(besides - anyone with barney-the-excruciatingly-annoying-oh-so-politically-correct-dinosaur as an avatar needs shooting)

HOW DARE YOU?!?! Just because barney happens to be a serial killer, he is subject to this level of discrimination. Its disgusting and out of order, and if you want proof then go here: http://www.myspace.com/3punkkids - i take it im allowed to show people a myspace profile...

[fish heads]

if you expect every person that comes on here to read the rulebook then you are very much mistaken amigo because that doesn't happen

We know people don't read the rules, that's why we point them out when people break them - otherwise there is no point having them

[george_lento]

would you like to therefore give people a chance you ignorant twunt?

and did you read the rest. because i would like to see you fight your stupidity with that. since you all love arguing over pointless wank so much (not aimed at fish-head)

[lilmissnaughty]

(besides - anyone with barney-the-excruciatingly-annoying-oh-so-politically-correct-dinosaur as an avatar needs shooting)

HOW DARE YOU?!?! Just because barney happens to be a serial killer, he is subject to this level of discrimination. Its disgusting and out of order, and if you want proof then go here: http://www.myspace.com/3punkkids - i take it im allowed to show people a myspace profile...

no, it's because he's purple

[unholychipmunk]

do i detect a hint of racism?

[george_lento]

do i detect a hint of racism?

ha ha. iz it b-coz i iz purple?

[lilmissnaughty]

do i detect a hint of racism?

only against purple dinosaurs

[fish heads]

would you like to therefore give people a chance you ignorant twunt?

We were pointing out you had broken the rules. We can't just let it slip because it's your first post. It's not like you are going to be punished, we are just pointing out how this site operates.

[george_lento]

We were pointing out you had broken the rules. We can't just let it slip because it's your first post. It's not like you are going to be punished, we are just pointing out how this site operates.

fair enough. but with critisism of my site manner, may i also have constructive critisism for the content of the website?

[unholychipmunk]

We were pointing out you had broken the rules. We can't just let it slip because it's your first post. It's not like you are going to be punished, we are just pointing out how this site operates.

fair enough. but with critisism of my site manner, may i also have constructive critisism for the content of the website?

That would be nice , oh, and are you saying that purple dinosaurs should be treated any different from the rest of us? just because they are purple and.. generally... dinosaurs...

[lilmissnaughty]

oh, and are you saying that purple dinosaurs should be treated any different from the rest of us? just because they are purple and.. generally... dinosaurs...

yes....

oh, and because the only purple dinosaur I know is called barney, sings irritating songs and generally needs shooting