[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

hello, yes i'm back. had the fabbest time ever in austria and switzerland. fell in love with gorgeous head receptionest/guide/owner of hotels son (he sounded so cute and yummy when he spoke in english) got told off by a tour guide in saltsburg for bombing a cathedral in the 2nd world war (has she never heard of what the german's did to us?!?!?!) i turned my phone on just now and got a text from my best friend and her sister saw mr.moyles in hmv in leeds. grrr..good stuff always happens when i'm on holiday. we got marooned in the hotel in austria for 2 days because of floods (but i wasn't complaining because i got to ogle the gorgeous head receptionist - called oliver) the river next to the hotel went and burst it's banks, then there was a landslide and a half the flipping road into switzerland disappeared. very exciting. on the last night i got mr.yummy oliver's bum in my face! yay! there was a downside to that though..i had his girlfriends bum in my face on the other side. oh well. ooh i think this is the second time in my life i've actually started a new topic, and what a boring post it is.

[My_name_is_Nobody]

Aw! wannabe_mrs_moyles - I'm sooo sorry! ... sorry that it's 10:0pm and I'm the first to respond to your Greetings Topic!
BTW your topics are never boring - they always make me laugh. Now I'm not saying that this topic is going anywhere, you're right there. It's a bit of a non-starter. Butt - I'm confused! A bit intrigued really ... I've read it twice and what was Oliver's (and his girlfriend's) bum doing in your face?! Was you caught in a landslide in a car?!

Did you see any big clocks in Switzerland?

[magenta]

Welcome back Poppy. : )

Whereabouts exactly in Austria/Switzerland did you stay? It's well nice there. I've stayed in Seefeld & Zell Am See, & Interlaken I think. Did you see any red squirrels in Austria?

[Chris]

I'm going to Switzerland on Monday.

[magenta]

Whereabouts Chris? (if you don't mind me asking) ;p

[Matt]

Bring us back an army knife... mine's knackered

[Benjoo]

i had his girlfriends bum in my face

Sounds like my ideal holiday

[Chris]

Whereabouts Chris? (if you don't mind me asking) ;p

Zurich

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i stayed in gosau in austria and grun..dunno how to spell it, it was near a big mountain or something called the eiger (i think) in switzerland. i got their bums in my face because i was sat eating my dinner and it was this womans birthday and she was sat at a table near me and oliver and his girlfriend carried the cake in and then watched her blow the candles out and sang happy birthday etc and they were stood right behind me..i could have just put my hand out and grabbed his bum (or his girlfriend's bum) but i restrained myself. i didn't sing happy birthday though because i was just staring at his bum all the time. the last thing he ever said to me was "goodbye" *sniffle*

[The Cornishman]

If you're missing him that badly try sitting on your hand until it 'goes dead'......

[The Cornishman]

....of course some of us prefer to just sit on our penises.

[Lawrie]

Im spending next weekend in a lovely little hamlet called Templa newsham in a little village type area called Leeds and their having a little festival with some popular popular music groups from around the area playing to a hand full of people

[My_name_is_Nobody]

Shall I say the obvious? Okay...

playing to a hand full of people

a hand ... full of people. I'd love to see that !! Oh! you mean a handful of people.