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- Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:53 pm
#202232
1.) Not all dogs enjoy listening to "Who Let The Dogs Out?". Many enjoy a wide range of musical tastes. Spaniels are known to seek out experimental electronica.
2.) During a conversation with anyone, to make them unconsiously paranoid that they have a hanging bogie protruding from their nose, lightly brush the tip of your own nose.. almost always they will then brush their own nose and repeat several times during the conversation
3.) Never eat anything that's bigger than your own head
4.) The FEMALE always makes The Rules.
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
If a FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all of The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules.
The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE appears to be wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
The MALE must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.
Remember these Rules are subject to change at any time.
5.) If you want my body. And you think I'm sexy. Come on sugar let me know.
Anyone got anymore pieces of advice?
2.) During a conversation with anyone, to make them unconsiously paranoid that they have a hanging bogie protruding from their nose, lightly brush the tip of your own nose.. almost always they will then brush their own nose and repeat several times during the conversation
3.) Never eat anything that's bigger than your own head
4.) The FEMALE always makes The Rules.
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
If a FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all of The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules.
The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE appears to be wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
The MALE must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.
Remember these Rules are subject to change at any time.
5.) If you want my body. And you think I'm sexy. Come on sugar let me know.
Anyone got anymore pieces of advice?
eh?
