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By Mafro
#202641
Nah I couldn't do that to her, she's too cute.
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By Adam
#202642
You could always do her and go out in style for sexual harassment.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#202657
i think thats beyond harassment
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By Gigglyboots
#202660
It could be rape or indecent exposure if you get caught.

Could be fun though, she may consent..

It's always the cute ones that turn out not be cute..
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By Quincy
#202666
exactly. she acts all sweet and innocent, but really shes a dirty bitch. trust me.
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By Adam
#202685
Ha ha !
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By Gigglyboots
#202707
Yes you summed up what I wanted to say..I was just trying to be polite of course.
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By Mafro
#202871
She's got a bad cold just now anyway.
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By Sidders
#202876
How does that stop you doing her from behind?
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By Mafro
#202877
She's sneezing and all snotty. I let her go home an hour early last night cause I was feeling nice.
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By MK Chris
#202901
Surely in that situation it's better to do her from behind than from facing her... You don't get a face-full of snot.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#202909
Can I just say I don't think its a good idea to insert your penis into a woman without first gaining consent?
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By Sidders
#202930
Mafro wrote:She's sneezing and all snotty. I let her go home an hour early last night cause I was feeling nice.

See if I was in that situation I'd just say go home early cos I'm sick of you whinging.
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By Quincy
#202937
thats why you never get the chance to do fitties from behind at work.
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By Adam
#202939
Can we try and move away from shagging fit people at work?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#202941
yeah just come and work where i do... no fear of it there.

uglymingerstastic.
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By Adam
#202942
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:yeah just come and work where i do... no fear of it there.

uglymingerstastic.


Lol. That's local government workers for ya..
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By Quincy
#202944
Adam wrote:Can we try and move away from shagging fit people at work?


why on earth would we want to do that?
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By Adam
#202945
Quincy wrote:
Adam wrote:Can we try and move away from shagging fit people at work?


why on earth would we want to do that?


There's a time or place.

If you wanna talk about it - msn people or pm them.

:roll:
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By Quincy
#202949
shut up adam
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By Walter Sobchak
#202954
A fit secretary where I work sat with us and said "...If you fancy someone just tell them, they can only say no" so i said "I think you're fit and I want to shag you" she said "no".

I hate it when women are right :wink:
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By Betti911
#202962
To be fair that prob wasn't the best chat up line.
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By Quincy
#202986
YeovilBloke wrote:A fit secretary where I work sat with us and said "...If you fancy someone just tell them, they can only say no" so i said "I think you're fit and I want to shag you" she said "no".

I hate it when women are right :wink:


you should have made it seem like she was coming onto you and said no to her and for her to stop harrassing you. trust me.
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By Mafro
#203004
Sidla wrote:
Mafro wrote:She's sneezing and all snotty. I let her go home an hour early last night cause I was feeling nice.

See if I was in that situation I'd just say go home early cos I'm sick of you whinging.


She wasn't whinging, I just didn't want her sneezing on the meat...
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#203017
might add to the enjoyment.
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