[tombugler]

the toilet seat is wet and the bog roll goes all mushy.

Are you one of those people who puts bog roll on the seat so you don't get a cold arse?

[Quincy]

no i put it on my arse so the toilet seat doesnt get warm

[Betti911]

Have you got a hot ass then?

[Quincy]

obviously

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

sitting on a warm toilet seat is a horrible feeling.

[Betti911]

You should get a hot ass then like Quincy

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah i tried to steal one from a man down the road the other day. turned out it was a mere donkey.

how silly i felt.

[Adam]

The same for a warm chair!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

but i dont sh*t on chairs.

[Quincy]

its not quite the same as a warm chair adam. have you ever curled one out on a chair?

[Uglybob]

Out of that list I picked Bob. I don't know most of the people on there now. A long time a go I would have picked Katy.

just noticed this now, quite flattered to be honest

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its only cos you are none threatening ha.

[Sidders]

Yeah, but he's from Northern Ireland. She might get blown up.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

is she a blow up doll?

[Michael!!!]

i can't believe this has been going so long...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i cant believe i am still in the lead (discounting other).

I miss Lucie.

[kendra k]

what ever happened to her?

[fish heads]

She went to Uni a month ago, but doesn't have internet access there. Well she probably does, but isn't making the effort to come on here

[Sidders]

She went to uni it up.

[kendra k]

pshh, uni.

that's good on her. i wish i were still in uni.

[bob_fleming]

i never went to uni, not sure if i missed out or not! mind you i didnt do myself any favors handing my ucas form in 6 months too late.

oh i'd go for a pint with sidla as he is closest and market bosworth is alright for a few beers!!

[Sidders]

You've been then? People do tend to come here from miles around, must say something about the place really. I don't see it myself.

[bob_fleming]

yeah i am from hinckley but living manchester during the week for work come back down periodically. To be fair it is a quaint place but i think it would get on my t*ts if i lived there

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hinckley to Manchester... like going from stupidity to intelligence in a couple of hundred miles.

[bob_fleming]

yeah Hinckley is quite a strange place, but not as odd as redditch, there are some real inbreds there, proper eye brow on the cheeks jobs!!!