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By Mafro
#203329
Topher wrote:Either do something about it or stop whingeing about it. If you're not prepared to do anything you can never moan that nothing's happening.


Give her a hint, buy her a vibrator for a xmas present.
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By Sidders
#203332
Yeah, then she wouldn't need me anyway. Brilliant idea. :roll:
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By MK Chris
#203333
Tell her it's to 'practise before she gets hold of the real thing'. That'll get her going.
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By Mafro
#203334
Gooooooooooooood mornin'.
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By kendra k
#203349
you guys don't have girlfriends, do you?
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By Quincy
#203351
i almost do
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By kendra k
#203352
almost?

don't buy her a vibrator if you actually want to have a girlfriend. at least not till it's official.
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By MK Chris
#203353
I do thanks. I'm just giving bad advice cos it'd be funny if Sidders actually did it. Not that I seriously think he's that stupid but it'd still be funny.
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By kendra k
#203354
oh poor sidders, as if he needs that sort of help.
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By Sidders
#203357
As if I would be the sort of person who would give a girl a vibrator as a present anyway. I wouldn't even do it as a joke.
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By kendra k
#203358
sidla, something makes me think you're very similar to my boyfriend. he's actually very nice and sweet in a sappy romantic sort of way. of course i knew nothing of this until after we'd been together for a month. it's still a little disturbing.
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By Sidders
#203366
Why is it disturbing?
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By kendra k
#203396
no, not a sidders clone. he's probably taller and doesn't have moobies.

i find that sort of thing disturbing because it seems so fake to me, even though i know it's not. i don't deserve that sort of treatment.
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By Mafro
#203458
Sounds like a stupid Americanism, I'm guessing it's man boobs.
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By kendra k
#203472
it is man boobs, and i think it's something i stole from sidla... among other things...
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By Mafro
#203473
His virginity?
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By kendra k
#203476
no, not that. it's all he's got left. i stole his dignity.
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By Mafro
#203477
Poor love.
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By Sidders
#203481
I have dignity. What are you insinuating?
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By kendra k
#203488
i don't even know.... i was bored.
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By Sidders
#203551
How very dare you.
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By kendra k
#203570
very dare i?

that's new.
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By fish heads
#203576
It's a catchphrase from a very average sketch show over here
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