[Mr Dion]

soo..this is a bit of a long shot but any Celine Dion fans on this bored?

[Funky Drummer]

errr...how do I put this?

No.

Ah, that wasn't so hard.

[Mr Dion]

and whats wrong wit her?

[Funky Drummer]

nothin in particular, just not a fan

[Jonny Hoare]

Glad you came here Mr Dion...........


Celine Dion is satan incarnate. You want proof?
1. Her songs are aimed at that audience which shouldn't buy records
2. Titanic. end of
3. her neck is NOT human. Did they clone with a giraffe?
4. She's French speaking
5. She beat us in Eurovison
6. She's Celine Dion

[Mr Dion]

Glad you came here Mr Dion...........


Celine Dion is satan incarnate. You want proof?
1. Her songs are aimed at that audience which shouldn't buy records
2. Titanic. end of
3. her neck is NOT human. Did they clone with a giraffe?
4. She's French speaking
5. She beat us in Eurovison
6. She's Celine Dion

ur proof is inconclusive
1 her songs songs are aimed at a global audience of all ages

2 there was nuttin wrong with 'my herat will go on'. the song was good. it simply got over played by radio stations.

3 in parts of africa the longer the neck, the more beautiful the woman

4 she speaks fluent english since she was 15

5 her only mistake was actually entering eurovision

6 celine dion is the top selling female artist in the world.

[Mr Dion]

nothin in particular, just not a fan

so you dont deny that she has immense singing talent?

[Quanny]

so you dont deny that she has immense singing talent?

I wouldn't go that far

[Lawrie]

how can i put this....

SEALION DION IS A WORLDWIDE JOKE

her only half decent song was only because it was on the biggest film of the 90s..and thats all


i sing better when im having a shower

[Gigglyboots]

Not a fan of Celine Dion! Where has she gone anyway? Haven't seen her in years! Not that I am particulary caring.

[Bridgie]

i must agree that celine dions music is crap and her voice gets on my nerves.

[Quanny]

Not a fan of Celine Dion! Where has she gone anyway? Haven't seen her in years! Not that I am particulary caring.

She was around a few months back with "A New Day Has Come", but it didn't do very well in the charts, suprise suprise

[stevotrash]

1 her songs songs are aimed at a global audience of all ages

2 there was nuttin wrong with 'my herat will go on'. the song was good. it simply got over played by radio stations.

3 in parts of africa the longer the neck, the more beautiful the woman

4 she speaks fluent english since she was 15

5 her only mistake was actually entering eurovision

6 celine dion is the top selling female artist in the world.

1. Aiming a product over a large demographic is bad buisiness as the item has no particular relevance to one age group.

2. I'll assure there wasn't nuttin wrong with that piece of pretenious shit, the only reason it was succesfull was that it was linked with the hugely successfull Titanic movie.

3. Also, in africa they enjoy to pilage and torment white settlers at this particular point in time. Therefore I have little sympathyfor their conceptions.

4. Since Canada is part of the commonwealth, she should be fluid in English anyway. I would have preffered if she stuck to the french speaking sphere however.

5. she also makes mistakes has to who she lets enter her (see old man husband)

6. Does she paint as well? The world is full of inbreds, wankers who like repitition and hate diverse forms of creative license. That is why Celine Dion is successfull.

[Morals]

Celine Dion is a * annoying slut bitch whore

[Funky Drummer]

nothin in particular, just not a fan

so you dont deny that she has immense singing talent?

yeah, as quanny said, I wouldn't go that far. I'm not denying she's a good singer. I'm sure she is, but like I said, I'm just not a fan. I'm not a huge fan of dance music either, but that doesn't mean I'm saying that any dance DJs out there are complete talentless no-hopers.

[Bridgie]

but most of them r.

[Jonny Hoare]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur heeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr i feaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar


Celine Dion has also spawned a whole load of crap cover acts. She is SATAN!!!

[Morals]

She's a witch, may we burn her?

[Tall Pall]

I like Celion Dion, wheres a gun I want to kill myself (for none related reasons of course).

[Mr Dion]

how can i put this....

SEALION DION IS A WORLDWIDE JOKE

her only half decent song was only because it was on the biggest film of the 90s..and thats all


i sing better when im having a shower

why is she the top selling female artist?
mmm no...that was he most successful because of the film. it certainly was not her best song. can u name me another song? if not then i siggest that u dont speak on matters that you are ignorant to.

[Mr Dion]

Not a fan of Celine Dion! Where has she gone anyway? Haven't seen her in years! Not that I am particulary caring.

she was on a two year break as her husband had cancer and she had a baby.
she has released two songs and her new album was top of the album charts for 4 weeks. she has not gone away

[Mr Dion]

i must agree that celine dions music is crap and her voice gets on my nerves.

'crap'...thats a constructive arguement

[Mr Dion]

1. Aiming a product over a large demographic is bad buisiness as the item has no particular relevance to one age group.

2. I'll assure there wasn't nuttin wrong with that piece of pretenious *beep*, the only reason it was succesfull was that it was linked with the hugely successfull Titanic movie.

3. Also, in africa they enjoy to pilage and torment white settlers at this particular point in time. Therefore I have little sympathyfor their conceptions.

4. Since Canada is part of the commonwealth, she should be fluid in English anyway. I would have preffered if she stuck to the french speaking sphere however.

5. she also makes mistakes has to who she lets enter her (see old man husband)

6. Does she paint as well? The world is full of inbreds, *beep* who like repitition and hate diverse forms of creative license. That is why Celine Dion is successfull.

1 r u suggesting that music must be aimed at one age group? music that is listened to by all age groups is far superior to that which only reaches a select few.

2 the song would not have been as successful with a different singer. of course thew film made the song what it was. it was written for the film and celine asked to sing it...wot sort of an arguement was that??

3 that holds no groungs to the arguement...different parts of africa we are talking about. im talking about such places as Tanzania

4 she should 'fluid' english? and tell me where do u * from? u seem to be having some truble with the language yourself. u will find that montreal stayed a french speaking language for some years as it was not entered in to by the english.

5 her love life is her own business. i wood imagine she is gettin more than you...so is he and hes 60

6 artist does not alone refer to those who paint...it seems you yourself are an ignorant inbreed, well at least that is the impression you give.

[Mr Dion]

Celine Dion is a *beep* annoying *beep* *beep* *beep*

how annoying she is has shite all to do with her singing talent

[Mr Dion]

nothin in particular, just not a fan

so you dont deny that she has immense singing talent?

yeah, as quanny said, I wouldn't go that far. I'm not denying she's a good singer. I'm sure she is, but like I said, I'm just not a fan. I'm not a huge fan of dance music either, but that doesn't mean I'm saying that any dance DJs out there are complete talentless no-hopers.

thats all i need to hear...i hate people that dismiss her as crap because they dont like that style of music.