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By Quincy
#204009
Yorkshire evening post wrote:"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."


why?
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By kendra k
#204014
ahh, bless that poor abused dog.
By Lew
#204016
abused? he's getting more than i am at the moment...
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By kendra k
#204018
poor lew. doesn't mean the dog really wanted to bugger the guy.
By David
#204019
how do you know? the dog cant speak...
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By Sidders
#204022
Surely you can't force a dog to do that to you. Although I find it hard to believe the dog undid his trousers.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#204040
are you the type of man dogs get erections over?
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By MK Chris
#204049
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench..."

The judge was an alcoholic too?
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By Quincy
#204070
he was drunk on hooch. (if they still make it?)

maybe the bloke got confused about what doggy style meant?
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By The Printer Elf
#204072
Quincy wrote:he was drunk on hooch. (if they still make it?)


I think they do somewhere....
I used to sell that on draught when I was in't bar
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By Quincy
#204073
never seen it on tap. wow
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By The Printer Elf
#204074
You used to be able to get a pint cheaper than a bottle! :oD
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By Adam
#204077
Lew wrote:abused? he's getting more than i am at the moment...


Awww. :wink:
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By Quincy
#204078
take of the bandanna might be a good idea
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By Adam
#204081
I'm sure he doesn't wear it all the time.
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By The Printer Elf
#204084
Depends - I went to uni with a guy whom we're sure had his beanie surgically grafted to his head. You NEVER saw him without it!
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By Adam
#204085
It's his version of a comfort blankie.
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By The Printer Elf
#204086
We're pretty sure he showered with it on...
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By Adam
#204087
Hmm, nice.
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By The Printer Elf
#204089
It was always on when he went into the shower, it was always on when he came out of the shower, and it was soaking....

To this day I still don't know what colour hair he had....
By Lew
#204206
Adam wrote:I'm sure he doesn't wear it all the time.


i pretty much do actually. the ladies find it sexy (i think).
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By kendra k
#204209
eh... not so much.
By Lew
#204214
well, i never got laid before i started wearing bandannas.

100% FACT
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#204223
cos they could see your penis?
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By Gigglyboots
#204237
A bandana does nothing for me...