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By kendra k
#205702
that's ALWAYS in fashion.

don't graduate.

if people suspect you of having an affair with somebody, don't puke on their wife.
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By Gigglyboots
#205703
Things I have learnt so far:

Don't resurrect old relationships before leaving where you leave a remote island.

Living alone is nice in the way that I can live on what I want to eat, when I want to eat, can sleep at random times of the day, no one nags me regarding the mess in my room, or where I was in the middle of the night. It's simple.

Picking Law was not really a good idea, I'm no good at it.

I am going to fail this batch of exams and wonder how to pay for resits and travel expenses.
By Jono
#205710
I learned that the correct term is learnt.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#205720
Topher wrote:I don't think that's right either - friends are there to support you whatever decision you make.


i think this is a woman thing Topher. Women can't ever be happy for someone else.

I think it helps that I have very little in the way of aspirations. I mean I take pleasure in other peoples misery as much as the next man but if someones happy who I am to judge?

That said Sidla its still wrong with animals.
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By Lawrie
#205765
ive just learned tonight never go out with a female mate for a drink and something to eat and not suspect someone to go "oh i, whats happening between you two?!" ;)
AND then i announce at 9pm..im off home...suddenly all hell breaks loose as she had previously announced (unkown to me) shes going.....lol
that creates a lot of problems
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By Lawrie
#205766
my above post..we were waiting for people to turn up to a leaving/birthday drinkie me-bob you see.....
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By DC
#205769
I learned that "if you understood women, you wouldn't want to be with them".
On a lighter note, i also learned of a fantasic place to host mp3's (thanks Console). How to relax properly, and i am learning to locate the gym and how to get fit again via running.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#205774
drlozbaker wrote:my above post..we were waiting for people to turn up to a leaving/birthday drinkie me-bob you see.....


i love the fact you ruin your whole complaint by justifying yourself.
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By Lawrie
#205785
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
drlozbaker wrote:my above post..we were waiting for people to turn up to a leaving/birthday drinkie me-bob you see.....


i love the fact you ruin your whole complaint by justifying yourself.


it made no sense whatsoever otherwise
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#205822
im amazed you think that matters on here.
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By Quincy
#205827
never trust gerbils with your toothbrush
By Uberlegend Jho
#205832
Friends.... repeated too much on E4

I've learnt that when leaving the NEC, always remember where you parked, else you'll be meeting someone unfortunate.

I also learnt that falling from ladders is not a good thing.

And when life is down, Yazz...
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By Betti911
#205839
Whats Yazz?
By Uberlegend Jho
#205842
The Only Way is Up, Baby
It's you and me now
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By Adam
#205846
I learnt Take That were rubbish.
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By Betti911
#205849
Ahhh yes I remember now.

Has anyone heard of DJ Joda? My boyfriend recently bought his CD and it was prob the worst music I've ever heard! He seems to make a living ruining classic 80's tracks.
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By DC
#205857
Betti911 wrote:He seems to make a living ruining classic 80's tracks.

Like cheesy commercial trance? Flip 'n' Fill and all that bulls**t?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#205858
Adam wrote:I learnt Take That were rubbish.


They weren't though.
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By DC
#205864
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:They weren't though.

Compared to today, some of their records were decent. As pop music they were ok. They could sing.
By Uberlegend Jho
#205867
I learnt this piece of valuable advice from Messrs Barlow, Williams et al
[howard's lisp]Neeeeeeeeeeeiiiighhhhhhhhhhver Furget where you coming from.....
Someday this will be someone elses dream. [/howard's lisp]

Quiz question.... Howard Donald wrote a song for which failed poplet soon after the mighty 'That had gone into rehab??
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By Quincy
#205873
adam rickett?
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By Betti911
#205881
downcount wrote:
Betti911 wrote:He seems to make a living ruining classic 80's tracks.

Like cheesy commercial trance? Flip 'n' Fill and all that bulls**t?


Like Rick Ashley and the final countdown etc. He then puts voices over these like Mr T etc.
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By DC
#205887
Betti911 wrote:Like Rick Ashley and the final countdown etc. He then puts voices over these like Mr T etc.

And i thought Kelly Llorenna was bad!
By Uberlegend Jho
#205891
Moped are the ultikmate 80's trance act....

We Need more moped, Mr Sheldon.... A Moped Album would be most satisifyling, yeeeeeeeeeezzshhhh
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By DC
#205893
Bring on a bit of "Jasper Carrot - Funky Moped". On mint vinyl.