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By Adam
#205962
A Welsh rugby fan has spoken out about how he hacked off his own testicles after his team beat England.

Geoffrey Huish, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the op using a pair of blunt wire cutters, says the Sun.

Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to tell fellow Wales fans what he'd done.

Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice.

They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital - but surgeons could not sew them back.

Geoffrey, of Senghenydd, spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions.

He said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won...

“So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain — but I just kept going.

“The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.”

He added: “I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why. I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.”
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By Console
#205964
I read this earlier, and this was the picture they had with it:-

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html

Personally, I think the guys was nuts (pun not intended), while I can slightly understand someone doing something stupid if your team lost, although what he did was way over the top, doing something when like that when you win is just insane.
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By Quincy
#205966
brilliant. thats dedication, at least he kept his word.
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By Adam
#205970
Where is his local Mental Health Unit ?
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By fish heads
#205972
Was this in today's paper? I read this at least 6 months ago.

The Sun - "first" for "news"
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By Adam
#205973
fish heads wrote:Was this in today's paper? I read this at least 6 months ago.

The Sun - "first" for "news"


He's explaining why he did it.
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By Lawrie
#205980
hes a dirty union ruggerzoid

deserved it!
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By Sidders
#205984
That story is a load of b*llocks.
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By fish heads
#205994
Adam wrote:
fish heads wrote:Was this in today's paper? I read this at least 6 months ago.

The Sun - "first" for "news"


He's explaining why he did it.


Which was in the original story as well, since I already knew it was for a bet.

Slow news day methinks
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By Quincy
#205996
Sidla wrote:That story is a load of b*llocks.


i'd say its lacking balls myself
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By Sidders
#205998
I bet he's feeling a bit hacked off.
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By Adam
#206026
Please - sidla - stop. You're tearing me apart.
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By Betti911
#206040
[quote="Console"]I read this earlier, and this was the picture they had with it:-

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Don't think any woman would want to breed with a weird looking creature like that.
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By Quincy
#206042
why does he need toilet duck and domestos? and that floor does not match them tiles.
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By Adam
#206068
Quincy are you linda barker ?
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By Quincy
#206070
well adam ive just made some new sofas.

i like them, i hope youll like them too.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#206124
Union is the game in its rawest form and its much more successful than league these days.
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By fish heads
#206128
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote: its much more successful than league these days.


Statetheobvioustastic
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#206129
ha nice to see you aren't at all touchy about it.
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By fish heads
#206132
Well I could have gone off on a big rant, but there is really little point
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By Lawrie
#206453
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:Union is the game in its rawest form and its much more successful than league these days.


how is it more succesful?

yes the game at international level brings a lot of cash in...

BUT


there are more League clubs in London then their are Union......
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By fish heads
#206471
Yet it still gets us f**k all coverage in the national media
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By fish heads
#206473
Also Leeds RL are the best supported rugby club either code in Britain this season. Bradford was the best supported rugby club either code in Europe a few years ago as well.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#206494
i'm a fan of league as well but since Union went professional it has developed more than League and overtaken it in terms of commercial success.