[Mafro]

I haven't had my hair properly cut for 2 years and it's pissing me off. One of my mates has forbidden me from getting it cut but stuff her, I want something done to it but don't know what.

[MK Chris]

Spike it.

[Mafro]

I can't spike it, my hair is too curly.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

a grown man asking what he should do about his hair.

get a grip.

[Mafro]

It's pissing me off.

[Walter Sobchak]

Mafro, hope you got some good scissors, and a sharp razor

[Tom Holt]

I think... [rachel] blonde or shaven... [/rachel] can't decide which

[Sidders]

Number 1 all over.

[Uglybob]

would that not make it very smelly

[Marky]

No need for that.

[Quincy]

well a number 2 would be worse.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

have a brazillian (well he is a .....)

[Mafro]

.....a what?

[DC]

Just scramble it up.

The good stuff, no drying or nothing and it stays as you want it.

[Mafro]

It's between Shave it off and Afro so far.

[DC]

Grade 1 or 2 it all over then. When it gets a bit longer try what i said above.

[Mafro]

That's an option, my hair does grow pretty fast, I could just shave it and let it grow into an afro. Dunno about that Brylcream stuff though, smells like chavs. I use V05 Extreme Style Texturising Gum.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

.....a what?

if you dont know good.

[Mafro]

Woman?

[Harry_Bullocks]

Got to shave it Mafro, Think of the cash you'll save on your Vo5. More tokens to drink in the pub has got to be a good thing and the women love a smooth head.

[Jono]

Shave it off, and claim it's for charity if it f*cks up.

[Mafro]

the women love a smooth head.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood mornin'!!!!!

[bliss]

shave it off

[Mafro]

I'm quite upset there is no votes for dreads.

[Lew]

it would appear i was the first then