[Uglybob]

Kate Lawler is becoming a DJ. Well a stand in one that is. Crapitol has given her a slot to fill in for Steve Penk on the late night show. It will only be for 5 days starting from September 1st.

the boss said

Capital FM programme controller Ric Blaxill said: "Kate is perfect for Capital FM.

"She's young, witty, intelligent and up for it. I think she'll be a big hit with the listeners. The late night slot will be perfect for Kate's energetic personality too."

[Lawrie]

Lets play `Kate Lawler sister bingo`......

lets see hom many times she mentions her sisters on her shows....erm...

234 mentions in the week

[Uglybob]

thank god i dont get crapitol

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

intelligent? oh how standards have fallen....

[Adam]

have the agents heard of tv yet?? come on... or fhm....?

[jc]

Ad, your av scares me. - jc

[Uglybob]

is it a member of Supergrass?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its supposed to be dave gorman isnt it?

[The Peter Kay Fan]

it is indeed dave gorman - its so close to the real thing that it scares me sometimes

[jc]

Damn resits, missed sitting in on the one Festival show on which Dave Gorman was on. Apparently for his new series he makes a unicorn. Ross Noble challenged him saying he just made a representation of a unicorn, but Dave insisted he promoted a horse. Funny stuff.

Back to the subject, how did Kate do on Crapitol (if anyone was listening)? - jc

[Uglybob]

if you read she doesnt start until September 1st

[Morals]

They'll take anyone...

On a slightly different note, I was in the pub last night and there was a charity day thing going on, with a bucking bronco and all that malarkey. Had a DJ in the evening and I went to request a song, and ended up behind the desk while the DJ * off to the bar! I didn't have a clue what I was doing, but I had to make a good job of it as the girl I was after was watching. Luckily I did a * good job! Capital, here I come!