[Uglybob]

Its time for one of those use your imagination folks

Stranded on a desolate part of no mans land with no word of your donkey since Trude Mostue said it was just poorly, you are set upon by 8 not gun toting celebrity savages (not Fred or the younger not so famous one from Boy Meets World) but 8 irritating buggers who you cant bloody stand. You look down at your gun and find theres only one bullet left. With 8 people, theres a certainty that you will die out of sheer emotional exhaustion but with 7 you might have a chance. You mission is to take out the one who is the major benefactor of all that irritation. Your choice is in your hands. Choose wisely.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

has to be ben elton for me he isnt funny.....

[tomwhite]

As long as he keeps writing but keeps his mouth shut, I don't mind.

[jc]

I wouldn't shoot anybody. Given the choice I'd just hit Anthea Turner and Celine Dion unconscious. - jc

[Uglybob]

thats the problem i have with Ben Elton, it seems hes turning into a Jeffrey Archer. His plot of his newest book seems good but i didnt buy it cos he wrote it.

[Morals]

Plan: Use gun to hold Celine Dion at gunpoint, and then make her sing. All the other wankers run away to get as far away as possible from the terrifying rendition of "My heart will go on", and then use the bullet to shoot Celine Dion. Perfect.