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By fish heads
#208490
Fathomer wrote:We could get married on Christmas Day- THAT would be romantic.


Just wait an extra month and a half and go for Feb 14th, surely thats more romantic
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#208492
karaokemac wrote:mmm I LIKE A GOOD SAUSAGE STUFFIN

thank u ill be here all week > leaves ny nearest exit


i think ky would be more useful than ny.
By kitty_kat
#208493
[quote="Fathomer"]Well from today me and Topher could get semi married.
quote]

Why just semi married? Topher deserves much better than that... and much better than you by the sounds of it. Topher must be a bloke then, given your sexual persuasions :wink:
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By MK Chris
#208497
Fathomer wrote:Well from today me and Topher could get semi married.
We could get married on Christmas Day- THAT would be romantic. We could all have Turkey afterwards.

Sorry but you can't get married anyway. You have to be older than seven.

kitty_kat wrote:Topher must be a bloke then

Correct.
By Fathomer
#208500
Actually I'm a fat Bixsexual woman called Dawn who happens to live in Leicester. I own a Chinese/Fish 'n' Chip combo shop and have an addiction to Cheese and Onion Walkers Crisps.

Good enough for you Topher.
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By MK Chris
#208505
Blimey, you're pushing the boat out. Words of more than two syllables.
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By Adam
#208508
Betti - what would you call your film?

Hole Love 1 ?
By Fathomer
#208510
Look Topher:
Undisistablishmeterianism.

By the way I did get a good grade for my GSCE English- so I must have some grasp of the english language.
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By Adam
#208512
define: good ?
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By Adam
#208515
Ah.
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By fish heads
#208521
Fathomer wrote:By the way I did get a good grade for my GSCE English- so I must have some grasp of the english language.


Ha - that says more about the state of education these days than anything else.

Says me who did them 4 years ago
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#208536
I got a C in English Speaking and Listening and I have no idea what i did to get that. Its not even a full GCSE so i don't see the point of them putting it on there... it was my lowest grade too booooooo
By Fathomer
#208567
Now there is Just "English" (its nor called English Language anymore for some reason) and English Lit.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#208568
i did English and English Lit. This was a separate thing under English in brackets.
By kitty_kat
#208570
Fathomer wrote:Look Topher:
Undisistablishmeterianism.

By the way I did get a good grade for my GSCE English- so I must have some grasp of the english language.


And an attempt at a sense of humour too... Undisistablishmeterianism indeed :roll:
By kitty_kat
#208593
Fathomer wrote:By the way I did get a good grade for my GSCE English- so I must have some grasp of the english language.


A little birdy's just told me you're 15 and haven't sat your GCSEs yet so you've not even got some grasp of reality.
By Fathomer
#208623
How do you know little Miss Kitty Kat that I haven' t taken my GCSE English Exam early?
That little bird of yours was talking shit.
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By fish heads
#208631
A nerve has been hit
By Fathomer
#208634
It certainly has Fisheads.
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By Sidders
#208638
What the hell is "undisistablishmeterianism"?

Come to that, what the hell is antidisestablishmentarianism?
By Fathomer
#208639
Why the hell is David Cameron your avater, come to think of it?
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By Sidders
#208641
Because I'm a Tory boy.
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By DC
#208643
Sidla wrote:Because I'm a Tory boy.

Can't wait for him to start doing drugs again.
By Fathomer
#208646
?????? Please dont let David Cameron be Prime minister. He is a noob. Gordan Brown all the way!
As Kendra K would say:
"Never frown when Gorden Browns around, he keeps Britain going"
Great song that.