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#208913

By Betti911 - Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:31 pm

- Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:31 pm #208913

Lucky you wish I was back at uni. Stupid stupid work.

Sidla wrote:Betti - Better than Viagra.

#208919

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:43 pm

- Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:43 pm #208919

Betti911 wrote:
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.a ... 0212320003

Saves spending money on cards!

i got sent that last year. makes me want to vomit.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#209098

By Betti911 - Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:42 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:42 pm #209098

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
Betti911 wrote:
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.a ... 0212320003

Saves spending money on cards!

i got sent that last year. makes me want to vomit.

Ho ho ho merry Christmas you old Scrooge!

Sidla wrote:Betti - Better than Viagra.

#209103

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:48 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:48 pm #209103

christmas doesnt start until 5pm next tues.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#209107

By Betti911 - Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:50 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:50 pm #209107

Ah well you'll have to wait till then to jump into your santa suit

I think you'd make a good Santa.

Sidla wrote:Betti - Better than Viagra.

#209114

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:56 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:56 pm #209114

you want me in a santa suit dont you betti?

i will get my sacks filled up.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#209116

By Quincy - Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:59 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:59 pm #209116

betti that is disgusting.

#209117

By Betti911 - Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:59 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:59 pm #209117

If thats the only way we can see a photo of you then fine. Oooop sorry touch sunject you are too afraid to post your image.

You are a big chicken!

Sidla wrote:Betti - Better than Viagra.

#209119

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:00 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:00 pm #209119

i prefer panda. im more of a panda.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#209121

By Betti911 - Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:01 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:01 pm #209121

You eat shoots and leaves then.

Sidla wrote:Betti - Better than Viagra.

#209122

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:02 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:02 pm #209122

well i try my best.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#209123

By Quincy - Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:02 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:02 pm #209123

pandas masturbate a lot dont they?

#209124

By Betti911 - Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:03 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:03 pm #209124

Do they Gaspode?

Sidla wrote:Betti - Better than Viagra.

#209125

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:03 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:03 pm #209125

i dunno. i know i do.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#209126

By Quincy - Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:03 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:03 pm #209126

betti go and wank off a panda

#209127

By Betti911 - Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:04 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:04 pm #209127

Quincy wrote:betti go and wank off a panda

Read the Sun today. Its got lesbins talking sex. Your kinda stuff.

Sidla wrote:Betti - Better than Viagra.

#209131

By MK Chris - Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:39 pm

- Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:39 pm #209131

Betti911 wrote:You eat shoots and leaves then.

I hate to piss on your bonfire and be pedantic and everything but in the context of eating, shooting and leaving that is crap grammar and the joke doesn't work...

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#209165

By Sidders - Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:18 pm

- Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:18 pm #209165

No, Betti is correct I believe. It depends what context you read it as, but I though she meant that he "eats shoots and leaves" and not that he "eats, shoots and leaves".

Although I havn't read the book.

#209204

By Walter Sobchak - Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:14 pm

- Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:14 pm #209204

pedantic tennis anyone?

#209205

By Quincy - Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:18 pm

- Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:18 pm #209205

sorry im busy playing interspecies swingball.

#209215

By MK Chris - Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:41 pm

- Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:41 pm #209215

Sidla wrote:No, Betti is correct I believe. It depends what context you read it as, but I though she meant that he "eats shoots and leaves" and not that he "eats, shoots and leaves".

Although I havn't read the book.

I realise this but for the joke to work it has to work in both contexts... Never mind.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#209265

By Sidders - Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:39 pm

- Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:39 pm #209265

Topher wrote:for the joke to work it has to work in both contexts.

Why does it?

#209334

By Gigglyboots - Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:27 am

- Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:27 am #209334

I thought pandas had penises the size of thumbs... Sure I read that.

And as for that Sun lesbian love story, it's rather dull.. I want something a bit more exciting than that over my cheap asda choco hoops.

#209346

By MK Chris - Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:24 am

- Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:24 am #209346

Sidla wrote:
Topher wrote:for the joke to work it has to work in both contexts.

Why does it?

Because it's a play on words - therefore the same combination of words should work in two different contexts.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#209385

By Sidders - Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:30 pm

- Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:30 pm #209385

It can't work in 2 different contexts. If you have the comma it means one thing, if you omit the comma it means a different thing. It can't work in both contexts at the same time.

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