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By Betti911
#208913
Lucky you wish I was back at uni. Stupid stupid work.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#209103
christmas doesnt start until 5pm next tues.
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By Betti911
#209107
Ah well you'll have to wait till then to jump into your santa suit :)

I think you'd make a good Santa.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#209114
you want me in a santa suit dont you betti?

i will get my sacks filled up.
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By Quincy
#209116
betti that is disgusting.
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By Betti911
#209117
If thats the only way we can see a photo of you then fine. Oooop sorry touch sunject you are too afraid to post your image.

You are a big chicken!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#209119
i prefer panda. im more of a panda.
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By Betti911
#209121
You eat shoots and leaves then.
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By Quincy
#209123
pandas masturbate a lot dont they?
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By Betti911
#209124
Do they Gaspode?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#209125
i dunno. i know i do.
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By Quincy
#209126
betti go and wank off a panda
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By Betti911
#209127
Quincy wrote:betti go and wank off a panda


Read the Sun today. Its got lesbins talking sex. Your kinda stuff.
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By MK Chris
#209131
Betti911 wrote:You eat shoots and leaves then.

I hate to piss on your bonfire and be pedantic and everything but in the context of eating, shooting and leaving that is crap grammar and the joke doesn't work...
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By Sidders
#209165
No, Betti is correct I believe. It depends what context you read it as, but I though she meant that he "eats shoots and leaves" and not that he "eats, shoots and leaves".

Although I havn't read the book.
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By Quincy
#209205
sorry im busy playing interspecies swingball.
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By MK Chris
#209215
Sidla wrote:No, Betti is correct I believe. It depends what context you read it as, but I though she meant that he "eats shoots and leaves" and not that he "eats, shoots and leaves".

Although I havn't read the book.

I realise this but for the joke to work it has to work in both contexts... Never mind.
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By Sidders
#209265
Topher wrote:for the joke to work it has to work in both contexts.

Why does it?
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By Gigglyboots
#209334
I thought pandas had penises the size of thumbs... Sure I read that.

And as for that Sun lesbian love story, it's rather dull.. I want something a bit more exciting than that over my cheap asda choco hoops.
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By MK Chris
#209346
Sidla wrote:
Topher wrote:for the joke to work it has to work in both contexts.

Why does it?

Because it's a play on words - therefore the same combination of words should work in two different contexts.
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By Sidders
#209385
It can't work in 2 different contexts. If you have the comma it means one thing, if you omit the comma it means a different thing. It can't work in both contexts at the same time.