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By Adam
#210835
Looking on Urban Dictionary - I searched "Moyles"

These were the results:

1. moyles - Half Chav, half ape creature. Tends to hide his ugly mug behind the veil of radio. A Moyles is known for almost unbelievable ignorance and arrogance whilst demonstrating a total lack of humour or talent. Is usually to be found associating with sycophantic dunces who are paid to laugh during his poorly timed pauses.Tune in to Radio 1 any morning for a full example. Be warned - you may find the experience upsetting.

2.. moyles - An annoying, Mongoloid species of Radio DJ. Can be identified by his total lack of humour and dim wits. Enjoys pork pies and trying to humilate people especially women. Always found with a parasitic attachment called a "Comedy Dave" usually half-way up his arse.

Avoid this Moyles at all costs.

Dangers include obnoxious odours (possibly lethal), The sudden urge to kill and fatal boredom.

Also known as 'that fat *'Did you hear about the oilspill on Brighton beach? That fat * Moyles was spotted in the water.

So - your definition of Moyles is... ?
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By DC
#210858
A jolly fat man who is about to shut down that dictionary.
By Chrz
#210983
Someone actually went to the hassle of typing that up... You'd think if they hated him that much they'd just go and listen to someone else...

weird
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By Betti911
#210984
Thats funny cause its not true. Am sure Chris isn't losing any sleep over it.
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By Betti911
#210985
Only thing I would say (sorry to double post) is that Chris does need some strong woman on the show. When Aled gets promoted they could bring in a fat lesbian so that Chris and she could have better banter. Just feel sometimes that the girls seem scared to answer Chris back. I know if I was on the show I'd give him plenty of abuse back....
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By fish heads
#210987
True, to an extent. I'm sure Rachel is a good producer, but is often dull as an on-air persona. Same for Carrie really, although I don't really see the need for a seperate sports reporter at all. Seems a waste of the license fee. Nothing against her though
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By Betti911
#211015
I'd agree with your Carrie comment. I'd go with a seperate sports reporter if s/he was an exciting addition to the show but she's (sorry Carrie) quite dull and her banter with Chris is quite boring. I'd prefer her to argue back to spice things up.

I think Dom is really funny and I'd like it if he did the whole news. Aled is also one of the shows wee gems.

I'd give Rachel and Josh totally behind the scene rolls, let Carrie be a research journalist behind the scene only and bring in some fiesty female characters.
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By DC
#211021
Betti911 wrote:Thats funny cause its not true. Am sure Chris isn't losing any sleep over it.

He has people ring him in the middle of the night so i think a definition of him dosen't bother him too much.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#211026
Betti911 wrote:I'd give Rachel and Josh totally behind the scene rolls.


would Josh prefer ham or cheese roll?
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By Betti911
#211035
As long as she didn't attempt to talk I don't care.
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By Adam
#211055
Who's Josh ?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#211078
Adam wrote:Who's Josh ?


Shush Betti cant be expected to be intelligent and have big breasts.
By MC
#211105
Betti911 wrote:I'd give Rachel and Josh totally behind the scene rolls, let Carrie be a research journalist behind the scene only and bring in some fiesty female characters.


Let Carrie be a research journalist? what the hell does that mean?

She is a sports reader/presenter for BBC Sport. That is her job. She isn't contracted to Radio 1.

Also, the show is better without any female characters lets face it.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#211132
she doesnt appear to have any great love for sport though at all. at least with Chappers you can tell he cares.
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By fish heads
#211160
A bit harsh.

She does seem to love Chelsea FC. A bit. But that's it
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By iSeb
#211165
fish heads wrote:A bit harsh... She does seem to love Chelsea FC.


Thats gaspode's point proven then.
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By fish heads
#211182
Well done. You have seen my point. I thought you were supposed to be the central hub of sarcasm recognition
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By Quincy
#211192
the hub has been decimated
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By MK Chris
#211197
fish heads wrote:Well done. You have seen my point. I thought you were supposed to be the central hub of sarcasm recognition

He's on a par with Fathomer and downcount for that.
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By DC
#211198
Topher wrote:He's on a par with Fathomer and downcount for that.

Stop using my name. You will never be great enough.
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By MK Chris
#211208
Sorry. Henceforth you shall be known as downcunt.

© Mafro
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By DC
#211210
Topher wrote:Sorry. Henceforth you shall be known as downcunt.

And you shall be known as Adolf. I cant tell you and the original apart.
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By DC
#211211
Actually change that. I'll call you "Gary"...


...after your idol.
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By Quincy
#211213
brilliant