[Uglybob]

I thought of this new feature because it seems the younger ones amongst us need a little bit of educating. If anyone have any entertainment based questions (ie movie, music, tv, famous people youve never heard of) then write your question and hopefully ill have the answer.

[The Peter Kay Fan]

dear bob:

why cant people just use a search engine

[Uglybob]

because they are lazy

[The Peter Kay Fan]

thankyou bob, you raise a valid point

[kendra k]

oooh this could prove better than mystic horse...

[Adam]

Dear Bob,

Who does DJ Rio Nero. (Very orginal name by the way) actually think he is.

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[The Peter Kay Fan]

if only bob could neigh

[Uglybob]

I talk in a language Ask Jeeves would die for.

[The Peter Kay Fan]

Dear Bob,

Who does DJ Rio Nero. (Very orginal name by the way) actually think he is.

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yes, who does he think he is?

i know who I, Rio DJ Nero think i am, but who does DJ Rio Nero think he is?

[Uglybob]

have the fight in private messages and keep this thread a bit more palatable.

[The Peter Kay Fan]

ok - mystic bob:

could you please give me some info on roy orbison - he was mentionned in "the waterboy" and i know nothing about him

[Adam]

I'm just wondering if you know where Rachel Stevens lives?

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[Uglybob]

Roy Orbison was a bloke in the 60's who sang Oh Pretty Woman and Only The Lonely and was part of the Travelling Wilburys which included George Harrison. He had a very distinguished look about his with NHS style glasses. The story was he broke his ordinary glasses and had went and got these prescription ones and support act The Beatles told them to keep them in his act. He was known as the Big O altho he wasnt fat. People might remember him also for the 1989 hit You Got It which was released just after he died.

[Gigglyboots]

Dear Bob,

Don't you think its a better idea to have this in the General bit of this Message Board?, They need more educating, than us regulars. Just a thought.

[Sam]

Dear Bob, bet you can't get this one!

What is the song that's often used on trailers? The only words are "Sexy Boy" sung by a woman, and its also in 10 things I hate about you, when the boys throw up the posters advertising the party and they float down the stairs in the school. I really like it and its been bugging me for ages. It was used on a Ruby Wax trail recently and also on channel five.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

dear bob,

i have this friend an he finds it hard to take things seriously. i mean he even laughed at that newsnight the other day. anyway i think it all stems from some kind of inadequacy in the trouser department.

so... my question is how closely linked is kylie's DNA to that of a broken old nag?

[Uglybob]

to Sam no idea- all im thinking is of Air and Sexy Boy from Moon Safari but im sure the rest were thinking that too.

Gaspode - closer than you expect, her DNA is closely matched by Shergar and Ron Jeremy

[Morals]

Dear Bob:

Did Jesus really exist and if so, could he actually perform miracles or was he an early David Copperfield?

[Uglybob]

Jesus probably existed but he was the first major drug dealer who infected the local water supply with a nasty taste that made everyone into crack addicts. Jesus made them believe that he walked on water when in fact they didnt see that he had two strings which were attached to a helicopter several feet above. The water into wine was in fact that when they werent looking he took the bucket of water and borrowed 7 men with bladder problems and forced at gunpoint to pish into it, else face certain death by boredom.

[Sidders]

to Sam no idea- all im thinking is of Air and Sexy Boy from Moon Safari but im sure the rest were thinking that too.

I think that's what he means isn't it?

[Uglybob]

Sam is a she

[TJD]

dear bob,
if there were 21 people on a bus at 9:00, each carrying a grape and 2 bananas, and 1/3rd of them got off the bus at chinningford at 9:42, but they each left 1 banana and a grape on board, what would the ratio between people on board to fruit be.

[Sam]

It was Air, I downloaded it. Thanks - that was driving me mad! Now I don't suppose you know what the song is used on the Will and Grace trail is...?

[Uglybob]

hate Will & Grace so dont take it your talking about the theme tune then. TJD, ask someone who cares that question.

[Gigglyboots]

Dear Bob

How come you dodged my question, huh?