[stevotrash]

welcome to my new regular thread in which topical stories are addressed in the form of visual satire. I hope to to replace this message with a nice graphicy title thingy.

Feel free to to utter your opinions.

[stevotrash]

from the lovely pages of aol,
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VOLUNTEERS SOUGHT AS PAEDOPHILE MINDERS

VOLUNTEERS will be asked to befriend paedophiles on their release from prison to help stop them re-offending.

The Home Office has backed a pilot project in Hampshire, where mobs attacked the homes of suspected sex offenders two years ago.
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these revelations have encouraged itv to bring back an old tv favourite to our screens this xmas.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

arthur daley is a role model for all you lazy buggers out there. self made man him.... i loved the music to minder does anyone know if i can download it?

hmmmm sounds like an ask bob question.....

[Uglybob]

yes it would be wouldnt it
http://tv.cream.org/themes/minder.mp3
there u go

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

pure genius......

[Morals]

The song is also on the Loaded Lock-in album

[Jonny Hoare]

Not as good as "what are we gonna do with er indoors"

Time for minder rerun

[Uglybob]

i can post a link for that one too if you want

[Jonny Hoare]

nah your alright

[The Cornishman]

Tony Blair annouces plans to encourage all nursing mothers to insist on the Organic Lactic dispensing management system...




"Save some for daddy"

[stevotrash]

anyone else hear the dennis waterman and 'rodeo dunn' mention today?

Must be just me

[stevotrash]

TV critics have slated itvs britain's most sexiest tv programme, dubbing it 'the worst tv programme of all time'.

They obviously forgot about the bbc choice classic of last year.

[stevotrash]

i refuse to let this thread slip to the bottom.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

y'see what you need stevo is an argument over a crap canadian singer or a thread meaning people only need to type one word to increase their number of posts...

[Nablo.]

I think that it's a genious way of thinking creating subjects like those is a long lost art which we can only dream of having.

[Tall Pall]

Im tempted to create a decent thread, hats of to stevo as per usual he ammuses me with his well thought out intellectual humour. Just the lack of interest in this thread shows why I shouldnt bother.

[Uglybob]

Id like a Chris Moyles Remix of EMF and Unbelievable. He says it that often it should be easy to get and insert in the song. Being untalented and with lack of equipment (in every department unfortunately) I cant do it.

[jc]

Hah, find me some clips and I'll see what I can do. - jc