[Jonny Hoare]

i'm sorry i haven't a clue about this. i was thinking of the offic chair grand national for our college rag week. bu then moyles kinda did it and it kinda died from my mind as the "opportunist" was a word that could have described that very idea<br><br>

[Uglybob]

you could do an swivel chair demolition derby for half an hour and the one with the most wheels at the end is the winner

[Jonny Hoare]

we've decided that orriffice chair racing would be better<br>seriously though- we are going to have a "bet on beetle" and not the VW variety. There's milllions in training in all of the hals at the mighty 'jons

[kendra k]

at the uni radio station here we have an office chair derby once a month. it's cool, because the halls are configured in a way that the track is a figure 8. so we all get extremely drunk and then try to race, more often than not getting smashed against the walls. this is usually the cool down after a rough game of hall football when we take promotional beach balls, kick them up and down the hall, and then check the opponents into the wall... i've never walked away from these evenings without a trace of blood.<br><br>now at my proper office i like to ride on the delivery carts like a chariot and crash into the wall. i can't believe i haven't been fired yet.

[Jonny Hoare]

nothing better than a shopping trolley charge through the local asda/safeway/tescos<br>not sainbury's though- don't want to look like that prick oliver<br><br>as dale would say "go wild in the aisles"<br>*english reference*

[VoiceOverAiro]

What ever you say Vote Bob

[Jonny Hoare]

vote bob monkhouse for gameshow idol

[VoiceOverAiro]

I'VE NOT HAD ROB McKENZIE!!!<br>(Me being Male in all....)

[Jonny Hoare]

then you've performed the act of worship on carolyn atkinson