[Chris]

OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Turtle Head ,
it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Nigel Spackman as he talks about
aftershave in our new feature, Spack Ramon. And now its the man who’s dangerous
to know , Chris Moyles.

Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.

In link 1, Mel’s still off, and expected to come back with a tan. We learn about how
he bought a snowboard after doing it once. Daves a tight wad after not buying
anything for anyone. And we fight about who buys beer for everyone else. What have
you bought and never used ( Soda Stream! ) Ryhs bought a shirt for £130 ! Phone in!

In link 2, Dave gets his teeth punched out because of a crisp stuck in. Who did Chris
and Dave meet? Trevor and Simon!

In link 3, callers call about the stuff we never use : Electric car for kiddies ( £80 ) ,
Electric Pulse thing ( £149 )

In link 4, Rhys went to Brighton and a nudist camp! We ask the question... Why?
Could you imagine Lard naked? Ryhs has seen it!

Link 5 brings us callers buying : Waxing Centre ( £50 ) Gym membership ( £2000 ) ,
Lingaphone ( £150 )


VIADUCT LORNA -V- SHAN

Lorna won! She’ll be back tomorrow




BLOB BUSTERS
1. What N describes Boyzone? No. 3
2. What T are Leeds United? Top of the league
3. What E describes Lord archer? Even after all this time still a liar
4. What C describes David ginnolla? Cheesy French Bastard

97---99 FM_______Radio 1

CRAIG MCCONNELL 29/11/99