[Chris]

OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Summer Bay ,
it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Harrison Ford as he recreates the
nativity play about in our new feature, Clear and present manger . And now its The
soup of the day , Chris Moyles.

Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.

In link 1, Mel’s back! And as dippy as ever! What did the Doctor say? We don’t
know that because he didn’t go! You would think his really rich girlfriend would pay
for a doctor to come out in a Jag, or send him to BUPA. If your a doctor, go to the
studio and check him out.

In link 2, we pick on Vanessa. And learn that Chris doesn’t have schizophrenia, just
lots of personalities.

In link 3, Chris gets love letters from famous people, and Ryhs looks for soulmates in
FHM. We play heads or tails, where a coin decides your fate. Dave learns why he’s in
a strange studio with strange people and he has to kiss some one upstairs!

In link 4, Dave has to kiss... Jeff Smith! could have been Jeff Smith, Jeff Smith or
Jeff Smith. ( Thats the guy in charge of music). The only thing is Jeff isn’t here, it’s
Andy “ Parf Daddy” Parfet, so Dave has agreed to play double of quit heads or tails.

Link 5 brings us Heads or Tails double or quits. And Dave.... gets away with it!
Damn!

VIADUCT KIMBERLY -V- MANDY
Kimberly won! She’ll be back tomorrow




BLOB BUSTERS CHRISTMAS EDITION!
1. What S describes Victoria Beckham? 7 and a half stone.
2. What I describes Chelsea? Italian
3. What K does Michael Jackson want more of? Kids?
4. What M describes Sly Stallone? Megalomaniac little twat.

And we open the advent calendar with the 4 most cronic jokes in the world

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CRAIG MCCONNELL 1/12/99