chrismoyles.net
- Fri Dec 03, 1999 3:55 pm
#241207
OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Jupiter , it’s the
Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Gary Bushel , as he talks to Richard Lanker in
our new feature, What a lanker . And now its The man who laughs at danger, Chris
Moyles.
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, we get some rrrrrumpy pumpy. There was a big party last night with lots of
special guests! And we need jokes because Mel couldn’t be bothered buying a book
with jokes in it. Chris can’t shout at Dave anymore because people were upset, so he
will do anything Dave wants.
In link 2, Laim Gallacher wasn’t missing! It was one huge publicity stunt. Not as
good as Evens and Geri. Some one won best cigar user. About as good as best shoe
wearer. A teenager sat in a car for 3 days as his pal went for petrol. If you know who
this was ,phone in.
In link 3, Chris still isn’t picking on Dave. Chris’ girlfriend has built in radar that
finds the most expensive stuff in the shop. She has around 50 million pairs of shoes
as well! Callers call about the dumb-ass, he is : Laim Gallacher. He comes from some
where called Flin.
In link 4, MoylesWorld gets mentioned!!!!!! Which is the best Moyles website! so
nothing much in that link.
VIADUCT KIMBERLY -V- LOUSE
After a phone in no-one won, but both players got tat from Radio 1.
BLOB BUSTERS
1. What H describes Tottenham hot spur? Humiliated .
2. What M describes Tracy Shaw? Media Tart
3. What S describes Elton Johns Dress Sense? Shit.
4. What C describes Chris Eubank’s Temper Tantrum? *********
We read E-mails including someone who used Chris’ name in a chat room.
And we open the advent calendar again, with the 4 most cronic jokes in the world
97---99 FM_______Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 2/12/99
Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Gary Bushel , as he talks to Richard Lanker in
our new feature, What a lanker . And now its The man who laughs at danger, Chris
Moyles.
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, we get some rrrrrumpy pumpy. There was a big party last night with lots of
special guests! And we need jokes because Mel couldn’t be bothered buying a book
with jokes in it. Chris can’t shout at Dave anymore because people were upset, so he
will do anything Dave wants.
In link 2, Laim Gallacher wasn’t missing! It was one huge publicity stunt. Not as
good as Evens and Geri. Some one won best cigar user. About as good as best shoe
wearer. A teenager sat in a car for 3 days as his pal went for petrol. If you know who
this was ,phone in.
In link 3, Chris still isn’t picking on Dave. Chris’ girlfriend has built in radar that
finds the most expensive stuff in the shop. She has around 50 million pairs of shoes
as well! Callers call about the dumb-ass, he is : Laim Gallacher. He comes from some
where called Flin.
In link 4, MoylesWorld gets mentioned!!!!!! Which is the best Moyles website! so
nothing much in that link.
VIADUCT KIMBERLY -V- LOUSE
After a phone in no-one won, but both players got tat from Radio 1.
BLOB BUSTERS
1. What H describes Tottenham hot spur? Humiliated .
2. What M describes Tracy Shaw? Media Tart
3. What S describes Elton Johns Dress Sense? Shit.
4. What C describes Chris Eubank’s Temper Tantrum? *********
We read E-mails including someone who used Chris’ name in a chat room.
And we open the advent calendar again, with the 4 most cronic jokes in the world
97---99 FM_______Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 2/12/99
