chrismoyles.net
- Fri Jan 26, 2001 9:37 pm
#241272
Chris started the show by playing Lionel Blair's ET-disco-exercise-80's-nightmare video and talking about his experience at the ostiopath where he wore tight underwear to give the impression of a larger packet. Thin Lizzy wasn't in today, so instead Jess handled the calls. John Culshaw was also absent from today's show because he still has Chicken Pox, but he was on the phone. Chris had two emails to read out, one about Joe Hick's appearence on Granada Men & Motors, and the other was from a man who was nearly sacked because of Moyles' tannoy pranks on Thursday.
Chris told a story about a cabbie who recognised him and then played the Stereophonics more traditional stereophonics, less poppy than the other one song for the 3rd time on Radio 1. Then, after the news, it was the 'Gen-e-ral World News' sketch with an ill John Culshaw as Eccle Cake. The sketch, as usual, was rubbish.
Temptation Island (Sky One) and Banzai (E4) are two shows which Moyles seems to like, but I can't tell you the reasons because I missed it. During a short between two records Moyles managed to take the mikey out of Genius Cru, a bunged up Richard Bacon and Feeder in his usual style, in less than 30 seconds! Dave had a slight misunderstanding of the Feeder lyrics, he thought it was Drink cider from eleven, which does rhyme with Devon whereas the real lyric is from a lemon, which doesn't. This was later resolved by Wolfie, a 'record plugger' for Feeder who rang up the show to confirm that the lemon lyrics were right. Moylesy then suggested that they shout change Devon to Yemen.
After the news, we heard Phillip in his chopper. Phillip said there weren't very many people who lived in Scotland, so Chris Read out his [url=mailto:[email protected]]email address[/url] for people from Scotland to give him abuse. Chris talked about his arch-rival-local-radio-dj Dr Fox because he rang Chris, and apparently they are going out on a bonding night to kiss and make up.
Joe Hicks, 23, Leistershire rang up the show and chris tried to flirt with her like he does with every other female on the show. Like all page 3 models, she talked about the misrepresentation of models in the media - 'we're not fick' she said, but when Chris asked her what the capital of Australia is - she went strangely silent.
Chris was given 10 bottles of water from (MMM) Danone which have 'as much calicum as 2 glasses of milk'. They then talked about insurance adverts on TV - 'where theres blame, theres a claim'. Will said that they actually get around £76 pounds instead of the advertised £40,000. Chris then likened the insurance claims to the tooth fairy.
Pete Tong then arrived to officially start the weekend and talked with Chris about his 50,000 record collection. Chris asked him whether he had various wedding reception classics including 'The Birdy Song'.
For the final link, Moyles finally let John Culshaw speak after 1 hour 45 minutes of waiting, only to cut him off - I didn't see that one coming! Not a bad show today - quite a lot of funny stuff and guests.
Chris told a story about a cabbie who recognised him and then played the Stereophonics more traditional stereophonics, less poppy than the other one song for the 3rd time on Radio 1. Then, after the news, it was the 'Gen-e-ral World News' sketch with an ill John Culshaw as Eccle Cake. The sketch, as usual, was rubbish.
Temptation Island (Sky One) and Banzai (E4) are two shows which Moyles seems to like, but I can't tell you the reasons because I missed it. During a short between two records Moyles managed to take the mikey out of Genius Cru, a bunged up Richard Bacon and Feeder in his usual style, in less than 30 seconds! Dave had a slight misunderstanding of the Feeder lyrics, he thought it was Drink cider from eleven, which does rhyme with Devon whereas the real lyric is from a lemon, which doesn't. This was later resolved by Wolfie, a 'record plugger' for Feeder who rang up the show to confirm that the lemon lyrics were right. Moylesy then suggested that they shout change Devon to Yemen.
After the news, we heard Phillip in his chopper. Phillip said there weren't very many people who lived in Scotland, so Chris Read out his [url=mailto:[email protected]]email address[/url] for people from Scotland to give him abuse. Chris talked about his arch-rival-local-radio-dj Dr Fox because he rang Chris, and apparently they are going out on a bonding night to kiss and make up.
Joe Hicks, 23, Leistershire rang up the show and chris tried to flirt with her like he does with every other female on the show. Like all page 3 models, she talked about the misrepresentation of models in the media - 'we're not fick' she said, but when Chris asked her what the capital of Australia is - she went strangely silent.
Chris was given 10 bottles of water from (MMM) Danone which have 'as much calicum as 2 glasses of milk'. They then talked about insurance adverts on TV - 'where theres blame, theres a claim'. Will said that they actually get around £76 pounds instead of the advertised £40,000. Chris then likened the insurance claims to the tooth fairy.
Pete Tong then arrived to officially start the weekend and talked with Chris about his 50,000 record collection. Chris asked him whether he had various wedding reception classics including 'The Birdy Song'.
For the final link, Moyles finally let John Culshaw speak after 1 hour 45 minutes of waiting, only to cut him off - I didn't see that one coming! Not a bad show today - quite a lot of funny stuff and guests.
