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- Tue May 15, 2001 9:04 pm
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How are my lovely little boys and girls today? Oh yes!!!! I have finished failing my exams!!! I think I have failed them quite well this year!!! Well I mean it doesn't really help when the person sitting in front of you is the size of 2..... no wait 3 whales. Her name is Lucy she is 13 and short and weighs about as much as the average Ford car. While I was board and waiting for a teacher to tell me to get on with my work and stop playing with myself, I would throw little bits of paper at her and I would try and see if I could get the paper in-between the rolls no sorry tires of fat the smaller the tire of fat the more points I would get but then again ever roll of flab was a big un'. This proved great sport and I had hours of fun after that watching her jiggle the pieces of paper out of the tires of fat,he he he she jiggles like jelly....
Ok I walked in on today's show when the Team was talking about the Eastenders episode last night. Apparently it was a special Brighton episode. Chris was going on about how they had put music and crap music in it to make it sound like Neighbours. When the theme music had finished they then played music by blur to make it sound really tacky and cheap. Also Chris was talking about how Gary (and for all you people who don't watch Eastenders he is a 3 armed mutant from the x-men) he went off in Brighton to find an ex that he had a fling with 14 years ago and he expected her to take him back and have a quickie with him.... imagine the things he could do with those 4 hands! Anyway Chris was taking the music that the Eastenders people had put in and was changing it with better more fitting music, like when Lynn Gary's girl/boy friend had found out about what Gary was up to and she had gone out on the pull, when she was chatting a bloke up Chris dubbed it with Shaggy Mr. Boombastic....
Next up was the Team talking about a new 2 Pac song, Funny I thought He was dead. They were saying that they liked it but Dave had kinda a problem with it as he is dead.. ah. Chris was also saying that he sounded like he needed the toilet when he was singing.. Yeah and that's how the Spice Girls came to be, so your point is what...
Who Is Wearing The Most Disgusting Pants Today?
This was a little thing to see who was wearing the most disgusting pants. All the team had to drop their trousers and show all...
Will's Pants: They looked like the pants he was wearing weeks ago where he had to drop his pants for the web cam, Will said that he had 2 pairs of them and that the old one were now dusters..... Hmmm
Dave: Dave was wearing I am very pleased to say the same boxers that I am wearing!!! He was wearing lovely South Park Pants....Need I say more... Utter class and no mistake!
Next up was Will being shouted at by Chris. He was saying that Will wouldn't be anywhere without him and Dave. That they found him in a gutter and they had brought him to the top with them! Chris said that if Will didn't shut up he would give him a dry slap, Will dared him to come round and give him one but Chris didn't and just played sound effects of him giving Will a good beating...... Well we can pretend...
Next up was a bloke called Charlie who had rang in and was also banded from a video shop for the same reasons that Dave was, for leaving a DVD in the letter box with the papers because there was no drop in box. Charlie told Dave that he got reinstated by telling the video shop owner that he was very sorry and that he would be his best mate if he let him back, this worked and he told Dave to do the same thing. Chris told Dave that he should ring up The Video Shop and do this but Dave wouldn't...
Next up was Chris that girlie Lucy who rang up for Careoke the other day and was nearly arrested by the police. Lots of e-mailers had e-mailed in and asked what had happened to her after that. Well apparently Chris told us that she moved on for a bit but carried on talking on her phone and so had a ticket slapped on her, but Chris being nice bloke he is, is going to pay for the ticket... well in that case I have a charge of Indecent exposure you might want to pay for...
After the news Chris asked Carolin what she would do in Dave's position about the video shop, what would she do if there was no drop in box, she said that she would take it to a shop next door and get them to take it.... oh OH trust the woman to come up with logical solution.
Cab Dave Be Reinstated In The Video Shop?
Will called up the video shop on Dave's behalf and spoke to the manager of the video shop and tried to get Dave back in, but what did he say? Was it...
A) Ok I'll let him back B) He has to come back and talk to him at the store before he will be let back in C)Nope, he ain't coming back to my video shop! D) He said ''This is pointless Radio and Will is only doing this to fill a few links'' and then hang up...
It was B, but Carlos the manager wanted Dave to bring chocolate and flowers round and then he would forgive him, Dave thought about this for a while and found this very scary and said he would take is business elsewhere...
Anyways that was all I got sorry. And I still Havant got an e-mail from Chris Harris saying how good my stick was! I hope you get splinters right up your < censored >.
Oh and The porn is building up nicely and on those long cold night I will certainly have something to keep me warm, oh yes and please please stop sending me animal porn, pigs and cows don't turn me on.....well much!... keep it coming in!!!!
Ben
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How are my lovely little boys and girls today? Oh yes!!!! I have finished failing my exams!!! I think I have failed them quite well this year!!! Well I mean it doesn't really help when the person sitting in front of you is the size of 2..... no wait 3 whales. Her name is Lucy she is 13 and short and weighs about as much as the average Ford car. While I was board and waiting for a teacher to tell me to get on with my work and stop playing with myself, I would throw little bits of paper at her and I would try and see if I could get the paper in-between the rolls no sorry tires of fat the smaller the tire of fat the more points I would get but then again ever roll of flab was a big un'. This proved great sport and I had hours of fun after that watching her jiggle the pieces of paper out of the tires of fat,he he he she jiggles like jelly....
Ok I walked in on today's show when the Team was talking about the Eastenders episode last night. Apparently it was a special Brighton episode. Chris was going on about how they had put music and crap music in it to make it sound like Neighbours. When the theme music had finished they then played music by blur to make it sound really tacky and cheap. Also Chris was talking about how Gary (and for all you people who don't watch Eastenders he is a 3 armed mutant from the x-men) he went off in Brighton to find an ex that he had a fling with 14 years ago and he expected her to take him back and have a quickie with him.... imagine the things he could do with those 4 hands! Anyway Chris was taking the music that the Eastenders people had put in and was changing it with better more fitting music, like when Lynn Gary's girl/boy friend had found out about what Gary was up to and she had gone out on the pull, when she was chatting a bloke up Chris dubbed it with Shaggy Mr. Boombastic....
Next up was the Team talking about a new 2 Pac song, Funny I thought He was dead. They were saying that they liked it but Dave had kinda a problem with it as he is dead.. ah. Chris was also saying that he sounded like he needed the toilet when he was singing.. Yeah and that's how the Spice Girls came to be, so your point is what...
Who Is Wearing The Most Disgusting Pants Today?
This was a little thing to see who was wearing the most disgusting pants. All the team had to drop their trousers and show all...
Will's Pants: They looked like the pants he was wearing weeks ago where he had to drop his pants for the web cam, Will said that he had 2 pairs of them and that the old one were now dusters..... Hmmm
Dave: Dave was wearing I am very pleased to say the same boxers that I am wearing!!! He was wearing lovely South Park Pants....Need I say more... Utter class and no mistake!
Next up was Will being shouted at by Chris. He was saying that Will wouldn't be anywhere without him and Dave. That they found him in a gutter and they had brought him to the top with them! Chris said that if Will didn't shut up he would give him a dry slap, Will dared him to come round and give him one but Chris didn't and just played sound effects of him giving Will a good beating...... Well we can pretend...
Next up was a bloke called Charlie who had rang in and was also banded from a video shop for the same reasons that Dave was, for leaving a DVD in the letter box with the papers because there was no drop in box. Charlie told Dave that he got reinstated by telling the video shop owner that he was very sorry and that he would be his best mate if he let him back, this worked and he told Dave to do the same thing. Chris told Dave that he should ring up The Video Shop and do this but Dave wouldn't...
Next up was Chris that girlie Lucy who rang up for Careoke the other day and was nearly arrested by the police. Lots of e-mailers had e-mailed in and asked what had happened to her after that. Well apparently Chris told us that she moved on for a bit but carried on talking on her phone and so had a ticket slapped on her, but Chris being nice bloke he is, is going to pay for the ticket... well in that case I have a charge of Indecent exposure you might want to pay for...
After the news Chris asked Carolin what she would do in Dave's position about the video shop, what would she do if there was no drop in box, she said that she would take it to a shop next door and get them to take it.... oh OH trust the woman to come up with logical solution.
Cab Dave Be Reinstated In The Video Shop?
Will called up the video shop on Dave's behalf and spoke to the manager of the video shop and tried to get Dave back in, but what did he say? Was it...
A) Ok I'll let him back B) He has to come back and talk to him at the store before he will be let back in C)Nope, he ain't coming back to my video shop! D) He said ''This is pointless Radio and Will is only doing this to fill a few links'' and then hang up...
It was B, but Carlos the manager wanted Dave to bring chocolate and flowers round and then he would forgive him, Dave thought about this for a while and found this very scary and said he would take is business elsewhere...
Anyways that was all I got sorry. And I still Havant got an e-mail from Chris Harris saying how good my stick was! I hope you get splinters right up your < censored >.
Oh and The porn is building up nicely and on those long cold night I will certainly have something to keep me warm, oh yes and please please stop sending me animal porn, pigs and cows don't turn me on.....well much!... keep it coming in!!!!
Ben
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