The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. So Solid Crew - Haterz
2. M.O.P - Cold As Ice
3. Lange feat. Sky - Drifting Away
4. Alicia Keys - Falling
5. Haven - Say Something
6. Ja Rule Feat. Eschante Douglas - Always On Time
7. Misteeq - B With Me
8. Wheatus - Leroy
9. Sunshine Anderson - Heard It All Before (MD 9 Track 5)
10. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
11. Goldtrix feat. Andrea Brown - It's Love (Trippin')
12. Artful Dodger feat. Romena Johnson - Moving Too Fast
13. Cooper Temple Clause - Film Maker
14. Jay-Z - Girls, Girls, Girls
15. Pink - Get The Party Started
16. Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes
17. Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So
18. Jean Jacques Smoothie - Two People
19. Outsidaz Feat. Mel Blatt - Im Leaving
20. Mary J Blige Feat. Common - Dance For Me
21. Blur - Coffee & TV
22. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy
23. PPK - Resurrection
24. No Doubt Feat. Bounty Killer - Hey Baby
25. A1 - Caught In The Middle
26. Donell Jones feat. Lisa Left-Eye Lopez- U Know Whats Up

Main Points in Mondays Show

Chris went with his father to watch Leeds game and met Leeds Utd chairman Peter Ridsdale. His dad started to complain to him about Olivier Dacourt and how he should be put on the transfer list and made Chris very embarrassed. Will and Dave think Chris is strange today as he was drunk yesterday but is like a different person today and hes not making any mistakes.
Will reaches the milestone of 40 (Nah, Not Really He Is 33) and Chris plays him A1 singing Happy Birthday but this soon becomes apparent that its a hatchet edit job on Chris' part as A1 sang to him a year ago and Chris has inserted Greyhead in place of Chris. This is repeated several times. It was time for Sportstalk and the main topic was that Woking was beaten at the weekend by Scarborough 1-0.
Will, in his new role as the resident Jamie Oliver, has made muffins for the whole team. Cue innuendo aplenty as they talk about how they are moist and fluffy and they get the thumbs up. Chris begins to suspect Will has planted stuff in them and says in the end that Will has put Viagara in them.
Chris has a caller on the line for Will to speak to. It is Geoff Chapple, manager of Woking FC. He received in the post an official shirt with Greyhead on the back.
Chris has another caller on the line for a guess who. It is John Challis AKA Boycie from Only Fools & Horses. He says that he is filming some Only Fools and Horses stuff in February and that hes just finished his stint as Captain Hook in a pantomime.
Chris has bought Will some presents he would like to see Will use. The first gift is some BO Spray because he constantly reeks of sweat and a new towel. However the towel, due to Dave's ineptitude at shopping, is in fact a bath mat. Lizzie says she knows someone who bought 11 towels for £30 on the digital channel BidUpTv. Chris gives Will his last present, which is a Hear'Say calendar. Will says it might be worth something now.
Chris talks about Geri Halliwell and calls her Cherry Halliwell because he says her breasts have disappeared completely. This leads on to Chris asking Dave for lend of his girlfriends Geri Yoga video and says 2002 is the year he will befriend Geri. Tonight Will is going out to celebrate his birthday with 2 men. Cue Dave Going out with 2 men, MUFFIN BOY.
They talk about the stunning Jan Anderson from Casualty going out with what the tabloid says thug boxer. Chris says hes a jammy bugger. They receive an email from Tony Byrne about what the astronauts say in the PPK song Resurrection. Here is what some of the dialogue is: -

On board, feeling, start up, confirmed ive got point 3, yes point 3, stretch out, preliminary, intermediate, main uplift, we accept normally, we accept you

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