The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Dr Dre & Knoc Turn 'Al - Bad Intentions
2. M&S presents Girl Next Door - Salsoul Nugget
3. Puddle Of Mud - Control
4. Aaliyah - More Than A Woman
5. Timo Maas - To Get Down
6. So Solid Crew - Haterz
7. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy
8. Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes
9. Jean Jacques Smoothie - Two People
10. Haven - Say Something
11. Ja Rule feat. Eschante Douglas - Always On Time
12. Faithless - We Come 1
13. S Club 7 - You (New Song, Dreadful)
14. Christina Milian - Am To Pm
15. Puretone - Addicted to Bass
16. Goldtrix feat Andrea Brown - Its Love (Trippin)
17. P.O.D - Alive
18. Enrique Iglesias - Hero (Metro Mix)
19. Kosheen - Find You
20. Nickelback - How You Remind Me
21. Pink - Get The Party Started
22. Rui Da Silva Feat. Cassandra - Touch Me
23. Smoke 2 Seven - Been There, Done That (first play on show)
24. U2 - Elevation
25. Mary J Blige - Dance For Me
26 Lasgow - Something (first play on show)
27. Misteeq - Why
28. Dirt Devils - The Drill

All exclusive Billy Ocean weekend starts the show. David Ginola's birthday today is 34. Will has found out about more info on temporary coach being appointed at Woking. A small sportstalk previewing Woking versus Dagenham and mentioning that Glenn * is temporary coach. Later on Will will have a coaching quiz by a top official. Chris has 20023 days to live according to a website he was on. This means he will live till he is 83. Chris says next week they will write a script for the show. Chris plays old clip of Wills Radio Mercury jingle and David the photographer sound file. Chris says Dave should be the fifth member of Hear'Say after the news bulletin.
Lizzie has been at the fake tan. Daves tells her she needs to use a tanning mitt. She was asking Daves girlfriend the other night about her tan. Dave says that using the mitt makes the tanning liquid from running down the arm. Fat people are good in bed says Clare from Aberdeen and says that although she hasnt seen a picture of Chris, she thinks he has a sexy voice. Rich wants to know who is the hardest of the four. They decide to take a test between the four. Slap on the hand, tweak on the nipple and the last is to have a chair slapped in the grown. Nobody wants to take part.
Chris watches the Wright stuff and says that a woman panellist is foxy; he wanted to be Benny hill when he was younger but hes got the fatness of Benny Hill but unfortunately women run away instead of run after. Nick from the F.A is on the line to quiz Will. Here are the questions and answers: -

1. What Equipment do you need for training?
Will = balls, goalposts, players and sashes
Correct Answer = whistles and cones Will missed

2. What equipment do you need to check before you start training?
Will = that you have a ball, check the floodlights so they don't fall over and low flying birds
Correct Answer = check pitch grass; check goalposts (2 people have died because of faulty posts)

3. One of your strikers has a cold. What should you do?
a. Tell him to get out there
b. Tell him to ret and miss the session
c. Give him some tissues

Will = a then c then b
Correct Answer = b

4. You're against a top team Dagenham on Saturday, what do you work on tonight?
Will = scoring goals, get morale up, kicking the ball right
Correct Answer = stopping them scoring added to the list

5. What's the most important thing about shooting?
Will = accuracy and power
Correct Answer = Add to that a Positive Attitude

6. Your session is coming to an end, what do you do wind things up?
Will = blow the whistle and say that the last one to the curry house is a sissy
Correct Answer = a small jog and stretching exercises

7. You hear Geoff say A little dink to the front stick to the eyebrows. What does it mean?
Will = No Idea, something do with parking
Correct Answer = A cross to the near post for a flick on

Chris complains about the people on the onscreen messages Bigging up the rest of the djs and not him. Chris previews tonight's television with Hollyoaks. TOTP is on at 7:30 with ALLstars, Britney and an interview with Hear'Say and Eastenders at 8pm. Emails from Simon saying he plays celebrity darts on the minisite but is crap ad asks for tips and another annoying person asking what Wills music is, for the last time THEY DON'T KNOW but you can download it from this site in the sound vault. Should be in others and it's the third one down.

Back to Office Dares. Move desk in a lift and whenever people enter ask them if they have made an appointment. Stand outside with a hair dryer pretending to be speeding. Chris has decided to do the first one but instead will use a chair. Problem is the lift is out of service. The lift opens though but Will and Dave says to go into the lift. Chris says that he wont because hes afraid that he will get stuck in it and it wouldn't work anyway because when people see the lift is out of order nobody will press the button to go in hence stranding him. Will and Dave tell him to come back.
Back to the studio and scarily Will and Lizzie are in charge of the buttons. That is because Chris has got mobile number 1 and Dave has got mobile number 2. Dave and Chris are playing Hide and Seek. Chris tells him that he is on the toilet but because there are 5 floors and 2 sets of toilets, it is not straightforward as it seems. Dave finds Chris sitting on of the toilets on the third floor. Will and Lizzie think it's a dull feature for them while Chris and Dave think its good.

Next dare is for Will is a 15 pointer. Will steals the newsbeat script and Chris decides to read it. Dave is cooking tonight and Chris and Will both say that they forgot to do sportstalk so Will quickly make predictions for the Fa Cup matches at the weekend.

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