The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Goldtrix feat. Andrea Brown - Trippin (Its Love) 2. Samantha Mumba - Baby Come On Over
3. Petey Pablo - I 4. Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Light
5. P.O.D - Alive 6. Pink - Get The Party Started
7. Elbow - Asleep in the Back 8. Dirt Devils - The Drill
9. Nelly feat. City Spud - Ride Wit Me 10. R Kelly - The Worlds Greatest
11. DB Boulevard- Point Of View 12. Artful Dodger feat. Craig David - Rewind
13. S Club 7 - You 14. Travis - Sing
15. Alicia Keys - Fallin' 16. Ja Rule feat. Ashanti Douglas - Always On Time
17. Nickelback - How You Remind Me 18. So Solid Crew presents Mr Shabz - Haterz
19. Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head 20. Beverley Knight - Shoulda Woulda Coulda
21. Dr Dre & KnocTurn'Al - Bad Intentions 22. Strokes - Last Nite
23. Telepopmusik - Breathe (First Play On Show) 24. Nelly Furtado (again) - Im Like A Bird
25. Mary J Blige feat. Common - Dance For Me 26. Timo Maas - To Get Down
27. Misteeq - B With Me

Dave, You Sunk The Show To The Worst Level Yet

Show starts off with an all-exclusive Dr Alban weekend spoof trail. Dave was let out last night to watch the football with Chris in the pub. He meets his ex again as she chats away to Dave's girlfriend. This shows a distinct lack of the two of them to move on. He was sitting with 2 respected DJ' s last night. No Not Gary Davies and Kid Jensen but Tall Paul and Fergie. He can't understand a word Fergie says and does his worst Jim McDonald type voice. Chris reads a report about a vicar who made Everton and the BBC change the time of the FA Cup match to 1:30pm so that his service is not disturbed and that the congregation can see the match without missing any of it. Chris says Victoria is in the papers and says the story is fairly accurate but falls silent for some reason.
EDDIE THE CWAZY FELLOW gets his Will Remix played with a glowing all round commendation for his trouble although Chris says that he has too much spare time on his hands and the word student springs to Daves mind. But all in all, they think its fantastic. After the next record they play with his version again with Will putting on a rock voice although it turned out like he was a dirty old man (which isn't far off in real life). Chris refuses to play a Mark & Lard jingle as its stupid to play a trail for a show that has just finished 20 minutes ago. Chris woke up this morning at 11:30am and realised that training was on. He got up and then realised that there wasn't any training. Dave compliments Chris for his hair whilst picking his nose. Chris asks Dave whether that's a come on and Dave vehemently denies any such come on. Dave flicks the boogie onto the computer screen.
Chris does a Footballers Wives Update even though he hardly knows any of the character names. This drags on for ages wherein I lost the will to live. Will, like me, doesn't watch this third rate trashy drivel. Next on the agenda was Sportstalk where they reviewed last night's results as Man Utd put 4 past Bolton. They previewed tonight's top clashes between the mighty Everton and manager less Aston Villa. Will says that his predictions are usually the opposite of what the real outcome is so predicts a 3-1 to Villa. Will predicts Leeds and Chelsea to have 2-2 score draw and Harry Kewell will score a hat trick. Chris asks how can he do that if Leeds only scores 2 goals, which Will then admits he made a mistake there.
After the news bulletin Chris is bemused why Blur would want to do a track to be played in Mars, though listening to the track, it's the best place for it. Dave has a Guess Who which he says is not a good one. In fact it is awful but seeing as they are short on material it'll do. It turned out to be Dr Hillary Jones, the GMTV doctor to which Chris replies Dave, you sunk the show to its worst level yet.
Chris previews tonight's TV and reads the blurb off Corrie. Sex and the City is on tonight with a double bill. Chris then asks some video companies to send him the box set of Sex and the City because hes only seen it once but hes always meant to watch it again because he liked it. While he was at that he said he also wants a box set of Buffy The Vampire Slayer because hes never seen it but hes been told it's a great show. Dave questions whether it's more of a kids show. The next programme Chris says Dave rips him into. He says he wants the box set of Ally McBeal. Dave says that his girlfriends favourite show and its the ultimate in chick telly. Chris defends himself saying it's a unisex show. Dave says that he shouldn't slag him off for watching the odd episode of Ballykissangel. Chris then argues his point with Ally McBeal and invites callers to ring up with just the words Chick Show or Unisex Show after the next record. The results of 13 phone calls were noted down and Chris won by 10 votes to 3. Chris has a victory chant of OOmpah OOmpah, Shove It Up Your Arse, Dave.
Chris plays millionaire music and does an impression of what sounds to be Chris Tarrant on morphine. Chris asks what the problem with the next record is. It's Nelly Furtado with Im Like A Bird. Will admits that they have played a song be her already and then Chris asks whether they want to hear another Nelly Furtado record or Mary J Blige new record. Will was supposed to answer the latter but instead said Nelly Furtado so they play it fully. Chris lambasts the people who put the music together and then plays Im Like A Bird first 30 secs about 4 times.
The whole team are going to Stamford Bridge tonight to watch the Chelsea VS Leeds match so Chris and Dave ask football rules questions to Will. Dave messes up because he asks a misleading question as Will picks up on it and Dave doesn't know the answer either. Chris has a classical music cd and says he has 3 minutes to think of a chant to go with the following piece of classical music. Wills effort is average and Chris balls up the intro to Newsbeat again to end the show.

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