chrismoyles.net
- Mon Feb 04, 2002 7:01 pm
#241373
1. Ja Rule feat. Ashanti Douglas - Always On Time
2. Artful Dodger - Movin' Too Fast
3. Lasgo - Something
4. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day
5. Christina Milian - Am To Pm
6. Misteeq - Be With Me
7. Bubba Sparxx - Lovely
8. A - Nothing
9. Dido - Here With Me
10. R Kelly - The Worlds Greatest
11. DB Boulevard - Point On View
12. All Saints - Black Coffee
13. Electric Soft Parade - Silent In The Dark
14. Sunshine Anderson - Heard It All Before
15. Dr Dre feat KnocTurn'Al - Bad Intentions
16. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
17. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy
18. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
19. Jean Jacques Smoothie - 2 People
20. Shaggy & Ali G - Me Julie (First Play On Show)
21. Pink - Get The Party Started
22. Feeder - Buck Rogers
23. S Club 7 - You
24. Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At?
25. No Doubt feat. Bounty Killer - Hey Baby
26. Princess Superstar - Bad Babysitter
27. Sum 41 - Fat Lip
28. Mary J Blige feat. Common - Family Affair
Chris, I Knew Where This Was Going
The show starts with the American Voiceover guy Paul recalling the tale of Leeds being humiliated at the hands of Liverpool yesterday 4-0. Chris went to see the match and lays into GNER Rail Service for completely ruining his Saturday due to their stupidity. If he wanted to get a bus, he would go on a bus. Chris said he had to play a game of Hunt The Train. Sunday came and he watch his beloved Leeds get thrashed at Elland Road and got severely drunk afterwards and had about 4 hours sleep.
Chris had a Guess Who from the football match. He tried to play a joke by saying Leeds and Liverpool players but was ruined by Will as he said Phil Neville, who obviously a Man Utd player. It was football related and it was the current manager of the Republic Of Ireland, Mick McCarthy. Ray from Newport calls and says 4-0 but sounds like a twat so Chris cuts him off. The next caller says that on Sky Interactive the darts game has changed and it looks like there's a caricature of Chris' face on the screen instead of a dartboard.
Chris reads from Page 15 of today's Daily Star about the Hear'Say auditions where they are finding a replacement for tubby Kym Marsh, who left the band a fortnight ago amid rumours of a rift with fellow band members. Chris spots a few girls in the paper and comments on their good looks and asks anyone to ring in if they know the names of any of them especially the one in the 69 top. Dave prefers the girl with the tongue piercing in what they call Hunt The Fit Babes
Chris has another Guess Who from the football match. A famous liverpudlian singer throws Dave and Will off as they cant think of anyone but Sonia (stock aiken and waterman small bubbly woman who had a number 1 hit in 1989 with You'll Never Stop Me From Loving You). It turns out that it was Melanie Chisholm of the Spice Girls.
Will wants to play R Kelly whereas Chris isn't keen on it but wants to take calls instead. It is lucky that he does because a female called Jenna is on the line. She has a Guess Who but is sidetracked by the fact that she sent pictures in a month back and asked Chris whether he got them. Chris and the team have no recollection of these photos but Chris perks up when she says that some of them are in Page 3 topless pose. She says that her agency decided to give her a model name of Gina instead of real name Jenna. Chris asks her to send the pictures again via email. Chris plays R Kelly and says that on Friday they will hopefully be talking to Will Smith on the phone about the Muhammad Ali film he stars in.
Chris was told about a feature in the Guardian where his photo was used along with Michael Greco and Craig David to display the popular way of weaving your beard into a goatee style. Chris has a piece of audio of last nights BBC news where Peter Sisson mispronounced his reporters name John Pineaud into John Penis before hastily changing it to the right name.
EDDIE NOCK NOCK (hello) got mentioned again today with his 3 new remixes for Wills music: -
1. Was a brass band version
2. Was a sea shanty version, which will put on a pirate voice
3. Was * knees up version where they all joined in
SportTalk was next with the reappearance of the Dave satellite link up gag. Apparently David Bellamy, the famous nature person plays for Newcastle according to Will. Chris says there aren?t any pics in yet and is getting impatient because he is getting so desperate now he is single. A bored from Cornwall sent in a remix based upon the tampon commercial they have been talking about. Dave has tried to compose Wills music on his mobile but hes off key about 6 times. Chris talks about the girls in the paper again and comments on the tongue piercing which brings him onto the subject of tattoos. Chris likes the premise of 5 year tattoos but his mate Tattooed Dave would call him a ponce. Dave questions Chris about the pain barrier and how he has a low threshold when it comes to that. Dave recalls the Saturday show incident with him putting eye drops into his eyes and that Chris hates the sight of his own blood.
Chris finally receives the pictures thanks to a member in the geek chat room telling him how to open it. Chris, Dave and Will are mightily impressed. Dave then says that only geeky girls know how to work a computer. Which sparks Will off saying he knows what is going to happen next. Chris is going to ask women to email pictures of their cute bodies to dispell Daves myth which in fact he does.
Chris reads out celebrity birthdays. Rocker Alice Cooper is 54 today and Cher's daughter Chastity, who is a lesbian if I can remember rightly, is 33 today and Aussie Every Fella Fancies Her Natalie Imbruglia is 27 today. Chris comments that he saw her at the Chelsea VS Leeds match last week.
2. Artful Dodger - Movin' Too Fast
3. Lasgo - Something
4. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day
5. Christina Milian - Am To Pm
6. Misteeq - Be With Me
7. Bubba Sparxx - Lovely
8. A - Nothing
9. Dido - Here With Me
10. R Kelly - The Worlds Greatest
11. DB Boulevard - Point On View
12. All Saints - Black Coffee
13. Electric Soft Parade - Silent In The Dark
14. Sunshine Anderson - Heard It All Before
15. Dr Dre feat KnocTurn'Al - Bad Intentions
16. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
17. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy
18. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
19. Jean Jacques Smoothie - 2 People
20. Shaggy & Ali G - Me Julie (First Play On Show)
21. Pink - Get The Party Started
22. Feeder - Buck Rogers
23. S Club 7 - You
24. Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At?
25. No Doubt feat. Bounty Killer - Hey Baby
26. Princess Superstar - Bad Babysitter
27. Sum 41 - Fat Lip
28. Mary J Blige feat. Common - Family Affair
Chris, I Knew Where This Was Going
The show starts with the American Voiceover guy Paul recalling the tale of Leeds being humiliated at the hands of Liverpool yesterday 4-0. Chris went to see the match and lays into GNER Rail Service for completely ruining his Saturday due to their stupidity. If he wanted to get a bus, he would go on a bus. Chris said he had to play a game of Hunt The Train. Sunday came and he watch his beloved Leeds get thrashed at Elland Road and got severely drunk afterwards and had about 4 hours sleep.
Chris had a Guess Who from the football match. He tried to play a joke by saying Leeds and Liverpool players but was ruined by Will as he said Phil Neville, who obviously a Man Utd player. It was football related and it was the current manager of the Republic Of Ireland, Mick McCarthy. Ray from Newport calls and says 4-0 but sounds like a twat so Chris cuts him off. The next caller says that on Sky Interactive the darts game has changed and it looks like there's a caricature of Chris' face on the screen instead of a dartboard.
Chris reads from Page 15 of today's Daily Star about the Hear'Say auditions where they are finding a replacement for tubby Kym Marsh, who left the band a fortnight ago amid rumours of a rift with fellow band members. Chris spots a few girls in the paper and comments on their good looks and asks anyone to ring in if they know the names of any of them especially the one in the 69 top. Dave prefers the girl with the tongue piercing in what they call Hunt The Fit Babes
Chris has another Guess Who from the football match. A famous liverpudlian singer throws Dave and Will off as they cant think of anyone but Sonia (stock aiken and waterman small bubbly woman who had a number 1 hit in 1989 with You'll Never Stop Me From Loving You). It turns out that it was Melanie Chisholm of the Spice Girls.
Will wants to play R Kelly whereas Chris isn't keen on it but wants to take calls instead. It is lucky that he does because a female called Jenna is on the line. She has a Guess Who but is sidetracked by the fact that she sent pictures in a month back and asked Chris whether he got them. Chris and the team have no recollection of these photos but Chris perks up when she says that some of them are in Page 3 topless pose. She says that her agency decided to give her a model name of Gina instead of real name Jenna. Chris asks her to send the pictures again via email. Chris plays R Kelly and says that on Friday they will hopefully be talking to Will Smith on the phone about the Muhammad Ali film he stars in.
Chris was told about a feature in the Guardian where his photo was used along with Michael Greco and Craig David to display the popular way of weaving your beard into a goatee style. Chris has a piece of audio of last nights BBC news where Peter Sisson mispronounced his reporters name John Pineaud into John Penis before hastily changing it to the right name.
EDDIE NOCK NOCK (hello) got mentioned again today with his 3 new remixes for Wills music: -
1. Was a brass band version
2. Was a sea shanty version, which will put on a pirate voice
3. Was * knees up version where they all joined in
SportTalk was next with the reappearance of the Dave satellite link up gag. Apparently David Bellamy, the famous nature person plays for Newcastle according to Will. Chris says there aren?t any pics in yet and is getting impatient because he is getting so desperate now he is single. A bored from Cornwall sent in a remix based upon the tampon commercial they have been talking about. Dave has tried to compose Wills music on his mobile but hes off key about 6 times. Chris talks about the girls in the paper again and comments on the tongue piercing which brings him onto the subject of tattoos. Chris likes the premise of 5 year tattoos but his mate Tattooed Dave would call him a ponce. Dave questions Chris about the pain barrier and how he has a low threshold when it comes to that. Dave recalls the Saturday show incident with him putting eye drops into his eyes and that Chris hates the sight of his own blood.
Chris finally receives the pictures thanks to a member in the geek chat room telling him how to open it. Chris, Dave and Will are mightily impressed. Dave then says that only geeky girls know how to work a computer. Which sparks Will off saying he knows what is going to happen next. Chris is going to ask women to email pictures of their cute bodies to dispell Daves myth which in fact he does.
Chris reads out celebrity birthdays. Rocker Alice Cooper is 54 today and Cher's daughter Chastity, who is a lesbian if I can remember rightly, is 33 today and Aussie Every Fella Fancies Her Natalie Imbruglia is 27 today. Chris comments that he saw her at the Chelsea VS Leeds match last week.
