chrismoyles.net
- Wed Feb 13, 2002 6:37 pm
#241381
1. Pink - Get The Party Started
2. Fatboy Slim - Praise You
3. Outsidaz feat Ra Digga & Mel Blatt - Im Leaving
4. Linkin Park - In The End
5. Lasgo - Something
3:30 news-----
6. Misteeq - B With Me
7. Staind - For You
8. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
9. Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Light
10. George Michael - Freek
11. Ja Rule feat Ashanti Douglas - Always On Time
12. Stereophonics - Pick A Part That's New
13. Victoria Beckham - Mind Of Its Own
14. Jean Jacques Smoothie
4:30 news-----
15. No Doubt - Hey Baby
16. Round Sound feat Mc Malibu & Onyx Stone - What Are We Like
17. Sum 41 - In Too Deep
18. Jamiroquai - Little L
19. City High feat Eve - Caramel
5:00 news-----
20. Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes
21. Architects feat Nena - Body Groove
22. Electric Soft Parade - Smalltalk On The Radio
23. Kosheen - Catch
24. Christina Millian - Am To Pm
25. Pure Fish - Addicted To Plaice
1972 ahm there must be another year on it
Mark and Lards last link of their show was about the Fa Cup as they had the trophy live in the studio. They recalled the best years of the cup naming Man City years of triumph and started belittling dirty dirty Leeds and how they have only one it once and all through the last record of the show, they were taking the piss out of Leeds and how they only won it once. This gets Chris angry and to start the show he played Leeds Utd records but in football terms it was 1-0 to Mark and Lard.
He watched Footballers Wives last night but missed Fat Club. Robbie Williams is 28 today and Jerry Springer is 58. Chris previews tonight's football fixtures and mentions Fortune Nookie. Dave has a game of Guess How Much? Dave bought a Valentines Card today in the garage for £3.49. Chris mentions some rhymes he could use and Chris wants to have a look at it. Chris says that maybe its because it is tacky. Chris says it amazing that he still has a girlfriend bearing in mind he bought her a plastic rose last year and covered it up by saying it was an eternal rose. Lizzie said that the cost might have got dearer because it has a paper insert.
The Teams Valentines Rhymes
A night out with you is better that a fag, a night out with you and I hope I get a shag
I think you're very special, I love you very much, I think we make a better team than Starsky and hutch
You are my darling valentine, I love you so to bits, I love to see you naked and fiddle with your ...
You remind of my pet when I used to have a duck ...
You are my missus, and I am your mister, im glad I met you cos I don't fancy your sister
A gift for you today, how could have I forgotten, I love your eyes and smile and even your fat bottom
I been watching you for ages, I think you're kind of sweet, as long as I have got a face, you'll always have a seat
When we first met, I knew I was in luck, go get your coat its time for a ...
Its fun now were young and its exciting to nibble, but I wont be around when your old to clean up your dribble
You are my valentine that make other girls boring, come back to mine tonight and ill boff you till morning
You are my sweet valentine, you are all I ever need, you have a gorgeous smile and lovely knockers indeed
Chris wants to vote for the Brits on the phone again but realises after 5 minutes that the voting has finished and noone told him. Scottie emails him to tell him this. he blames the people who write the promotional guff. the remix by Chris Hodder gets played again but they ruin it by talking it over. Will has got a website to read out by Moyles doesn't let him. Dave says that the Staind record sounds exactly like Voodoo People by The Prodigy. Chris plays the wrong song. Caller suggests that Timo Maas song To Get Down sounds like Shriekback and My Spine Is The Bassline. They have been given a bottle of champagne from Becky of Barclaycard Premiership Press Office.
SportTalk with Chris arguing with Will about the feature and tells him to leave and says hes the laziest person hes ever met. Will refuses to walk out. Matt Barbet is in an Amsterdam Coffee Shop, where later he will be commentating on the match. Chris decides to play some Bob Marley music in the background. During the interview a lot of Dutch stereotypical things like tulips, drugs and the red light district. Matt predicts a 2-2 draw tonight and they talk about how Holland wont out their cover on top of their stadium because when England play Argentina in the World Cup, they will play indoor. Wales will put a cover on their stadium for their Argentina match.
chris previews tonight's TV which includes a programme on feng shiu and at 9pm Facelifts From Hell. They role-play the hard sell techniques that facelift reps use. They comment that each member of the Friends cast will receive 17 million pounds and Lee from Blue wont go out to bars because there are too many good looking men about and he looks ugly. Readers of Kerrang! magazine voted Chris Moyles as 4th best show on the radio. Mary Ann Hobbs came 1st albeit with the only national rock show in the country. Chris remembers that JK asked them to come round to his house but nothing has developed since then. They were going to do a feature for Radio 1 TV but that has since stopped. Chris slams the City High record for being boring and bland.
They talk about an email regarding Subbuteo bringing out a new box now featuring streakers. Becky from Barclaycard rang up and offered Dave to have free tickets, he claims, but Chris says he is halting the way for true love. He has been sent icons and phone shells for his mobile phone for your nokias. You can have Bergkamp, Larssen, Fowler, Smith, Di Canio and Giggs on your phone. Chris was in the pub in Sunday night and got a note from a girl who was sitting beside him. He will read the note later.
Time For Fortune Nookie
Line 1 - Kevin Sheik who owns the Magic Wok from Newcastle engaged to Andrea
Line 2 - Judy Lee McGregor from Northamptonshire 27 and a conveyencor
1. Which former Fresh Prince stars in the new movie about Muhammad Ali?
(Will Smith)
2. Which former Cracker stars plays Hagrid in the Harry Potter film?
(Robbie Coltrane)
1. What club play their matches at Ewood Park?
(Blackburn Rovers)
2. What club play their matches at Portman Road?
(Ipswich Town)
1. Who is number 4 in the charts with Addicted To Bass?
(Puretone)
2. Who is number 11 in the charts with am to pm?
(Christina Millian)
1. What is the capital of Norway?
(Oslo)
2. What is the capital of Finland?
(Helsinki)
1. Valentines Day has its origins in which pagan right?
a. romance b. joviality c. fertility d. wine making
2. Venus was the goddess of love, but what was the name of her son?
a. Eros b. Valentino c. Cupid d. Amorous
BOTH GOT 3 RIGHT
TIE BREAKER
To the nearest inch, How tall is Will the Producer.
Answer is 6ft 5 and Kevin was closest with 6ft 4
Chris bumped into Zoë A from Zoë Balls show that he looks like a rugby player. He reads out the note he received in the pub.
Dear Chris, this may be a strange note but I think you are very funny and very sexy and would to take you out for a drink. I am the girl sitting next to you with the short dark hair who said hello. my number is .... hope to hear from you soon or ill never be able to drink in this pub without dying of embarrassment again.
He finishes the show with the new parody Pure Fish with Addicted To Plaice.
2. Fatboy Slim - Praise You
3. Outsidaz feat Ra Digga & Mel Blatt - Im Leaving
4. Linkin Park - In The End
5. Lasgo - Something
3:30 news-----
6. Misteeq - B With Me
7. Staind - For You
8. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
9. Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Light
10. George Michael - Freek
11. Ja Rule feat Ashanti Douglas - Always On Time
12. Stereophonics - Pick A Part That's New
13. Victoria Beckham - Mind Of Its Own
14. Jean Jacques Smoothie
4:30 news-----
15. No Doubt - Hey Baby
16. Round Sound feat Mc Malibu & Onyx Stone - What Are We Like
17. Sum 41 - In Too Deep
18. Jamiroquai - Little L
19. City High feat Eve - Caramel
5:00 news-----
20. Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes
21. Architects feat Nena - Body Groove
22. Electric Soft Parade - Smalltalk On The Radio
23. Kosheen - Catch
24. Christina Millian - Am To Pm
25. Pure Fish - Addicted To Plaice
1972 ahm there must be another year on it
Mark and Lards last link of their show was about the Fa Cup as they had the trophy live in the studio. They recalled the best years of the cup naming Man City years of triumph and started belittling dirty dirty Leeds and how they have only one it once and all through the last record of the show, they were taking the piss out of Leeds and how they only won it once. This gets Chris angry and to start the show he played Leeds Utd records but in football terms it was 1-0 to Mark and Lard.
He watched Footballers Wives last night but missed Fat Club. Robbie Williams is 28 today and Jerry Springer is 58. Chris previews tonight's football fixtures and mentions Fortune Nookie. Dave has a game of Guess How Much? Dave bought a Valentines Card today in the garage for £3.49. Chris mentions some rhymes he could use and Chris wants to have a look at it. Chris says that maybe its because it is tacky. Chris says it amazing that he still has a girlfriend bearing in mind he bought her a plastic rose last year and covered it up by saying it was an eternal rose. Lizzie said that the cost might have got dearer because it has a paper insert.
The Teams Valentines Rhymes
A night out with you is better that a fag, a night out with you and I hope I get a shag
I think you're very special, I love you very much, I think we make a better team than Starsky and hutch
You are my darling valentine, I love you so to bits, I love to see you naked and fiddle with your ...
You remind of my pet when I used to have a duck ...
You are my missus, and I am your mister, im glad I met you cos I don't fancy your sister
A gift for you today, how could have I forgotten, I love your eyes and smile and even your fat bottom
I been watching you for ages, I think you're kind of sweet, as long as I have got a face, you'll always have a seat
When we first met, I knew I was in luck, go get your coat its time for a ...
Its fun now were young and its exciting to nibble, but I wont be around when your old to clean up your dribble
You are my valentine that make other girls boring, come back to mine tonight and ill boff you till morning
You are my sweet valentine, you are all I ever need, you have a gorgeous smile and lovely knockers indeed
Chris wants to vote for the Brits on the phone again but realises after 5 minutes that the voting has finished and noone told him. Scottie emails him to tell him this. he blames the people who write the promotional guff. the remix by Chris Hodder gets played again but they ruin it by talking it over. Will has got a website to read out by Moyles doesn't let him. Dave says that the Staind record sounds exactly like Voodoo People by The Prodigy. Chris plays the wrong song. Caller suggests that Timo Maas song To Get Down sounds like Shriekback and My Spine Is The Bassline. They have been given a bottle of champagne from Becky of Barclaycard Premiership Press Office.
SportTalk with Chris arguing with Will about the feature and tells him to leave and says hes the laziest person hes ever met. Will refuses to walk out. Matt Barbet is in an Amsterdam Coffee Shop, where later he will be commentating on the match. Chris decides to play some Bob Marley music in the background. During the interview a lot of Dutch stereotypical things like tulips, drugs and the red light district. Matt predicts a 2-2 draw tonight and they talk about how Holland wont out their cover on top of their stadium because when England play Argentina in the World Cup, they will play indoor. Wales will put a cover on their stadium for their Argentina match.
chris previews tonight's TV which includes a programme on feng shiu and at 9pm Facelifts From Hell. They role-play the hard sell techniques that facelift reps use. They comment that each member of the Friends cast will receive 17 million pounds and Lee from Blue wont go out to bars because there are too many good looking men about and he looks ugly. Readers of Kerrang! magazine voted Chris Moyles as 4th best show on the radio. Mary Ann Hobbs came 1st albeit with the only national rock show in the country. Chris remembers that JK asked them to come round to his house but nothing has developed since then. They were going to do a feature for Radio 1 TV but that has since stopped. Chris slams the City High record for being boring and bland.
They talk about an email regarding Subbuteo bringing out a new box now featuring streakers. Becky from Barclaycard rang up and offered Dave to have free tickets, he claims, but Chris says he is halting the way for true love. He has been sent icons and phone shells for his mobile phone for your nokias. You can have Bergkamp, Larssen, Fowler, Smith, Di Canio and Giggs on your phone. Chris was in the pub in Sunday night and got a note from a girl who was sitting beside him. He will read the note later.
Time For Fortune Nookie
Line 1 - Kevin Sheik who owns the Magic Wok from Newcastle engaged to Andrea
Line 2 - Judy Lee McGregor from Northamptonshire 27 and a conveyencor
1. Which former Fresh Prince stars in the new movie about Muhammad Ali?
(Will Smith)
2. Which former Cracker stars plays Hagrid in the Harry Potter film?
(Robbie Coltrane)
1. What club play their matches at Ewood Park?
(Blackburn Rovers)
2. What club play their matches at Portman Road?
(Ipswich Town)
1. Who is number 4 in the charts with Addicted To Bass?
(Puretone)
2. Who is number 11 in the charts with am to pm?
(Christina Millian)
1. What is the capital of Norway?
(Oslo)
2. What is the capital of Finland?
(Helsinki)
1. Valentines Day has its origins in which pagan right?
a. romance b. joviality c. fertility d. wine making
2. Venus was the goddess of love, but what was the name of her son?
a. Eros b. Valentino c. Cupid d. Amorous
BOTH GOT 3 RIGHT
TIE BREAKER
To the nearest inch, How tall is Will the Producer.
Answer is 6ft 5 and Kevin was closest with 6ft 4
Chris bumped into Zoë A from Zoë Balls show that he looks like a rugby player. He reads out the note he received in the pub.
Dear Chris, this may be a strange note but I think you are very funny and very sexy and would to take you out for a drink. I am the girl sitting next to you with the short dark hair who said hello. my number is .... hope to hear from you soon or ill never be able to drink in this pub without dying of embarrassment again.
He finishes the show with the new parody Pure Fish with Addicted To Plaice.
